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Your new Tesla may have Starlink built into the roof!
OMG...I'm such an early adopter. I don't own an EV but I want Starlink in my vehicle. Me, me, me! New Patent Signals Tesla Could Integrate Starlink Dish Into Vehicle Moonroof by Tyler Durden, Zero Hedge Saturday, Dec 20, 2025 - 05:15 PM A newly filed patent suggests Tesla may be preparing to embed Starlink dishes directly into vehicle roofs, bringing connectivity costs in-house under Starlink rather than continuing to pay third-party carriers like AT&T. Such a move would un
snitzoid
12 minutes ago2 min read
Home price in rural US outpacing urban areas with massive increases
I don't get it. Why wouldn't you want to live in downtown Chicago? Then again, Arnold Ziffel would be miserable with the high crime rate and outragous taxes. Attn: Gen Z and Millennials. Arnold was the pig that costared in the show above, that you never heard of. Home price in rural US outpacing urban areas with massive increases By Snejana Farberov, NY Post Published Dec. 19, 2025 After decades of young professionals flocking to large metros in search of well-paying jobs a
snitzoid
15 minutes ago5 min read
Will CNN fall into Voldemort's circle of friends?
If my life depended on calling this one...my money is on Skydance. Why? Because any sale requires the approval of Lord Voldemort (aka. The Justice Dept). Skydance (Ellison Jr) is family to the Dark Lord. They'll make sure their offer is a little bit better than Netflix, then the Justice Dept and FTC will indicate there are several serious issues with Netflix's purchase. BAM-over! So CNN will join the team. CBS News, X, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. The team being the Evil
snitzoid
21 minutes ago4 min read


Mortgage Rates Are Falling but Owners Still Won’t Sell
The invisible elephant in the room. Almost one in four single family homes are owned by investors. Most of these folks rent and got a sweet loan around 2+%. Problem is those mortgages are typically short term (lenders will typically not do long term investment mortgages). When they need to refinance, the numbers no longer work at higher interest rates. If these folks are forced to sell or get foreclosed on the new product on the market could cause housing prices to fall f
snitzoid
57 minutes ago3 min read
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