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Alabama school’s ‘Teacher of the Year’ arrested after viral video shows her savagely beating son with belt
I told Billy Bob, "Son your mamma is having a bad day. You best steer clear of her". Did he listen? Did he pick up his room? If you ask me, he had it coming. Crap if this thing goes the way I suspect, I'm going to be sleeping alone again. labama school’s ‘Teacher of the Year’ arrested after viral video shows her savagely beating son with belt By Mikella Schuettler, NY Post Published Nov. 21, 2025 An Alabama school’s teacher of the year has been arrested and fired after a dist
snitzoid
13 minutes ago2 min read
Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law explodes on Jordon Hudson
Therapist T Spritzler Freud met with Jen Belichick yesterday and apparently helped smooth over the situation. In a prepared statement Spritz said "I assured Jen that she looked smoking hot in that red dress. That did a lot to ease her nerves. Then I reminded her that here father in law was enjoying the best sex of his life. Our session ended with a big hug. I'm blessed to have the power of healing others." Bill Belichick’s daughter-in-law exploded on Jordon Hudson in unh
snitzoid
21 minutes ago2 min read
Brad Johnson wants a new head tax on all corps? Did it pass?
Thank goodness the counsel has more brains. Since 2020 the city's budget has increased by a whopping 40%. Wonder why the Mayor is desperate to increases taxes. How about reduce spending to pre Covid levels? We are so f-cked! Mayor Brandon Johnson’s head tax plan defeated in council committee vote By Alice Yin | ayin@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune, Jake Sheridan | jsheridan@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune and A.D. Quig | aquig@chicagotribune.com | Chicago Tribune No
snitzoid
32 minutes ago6 min read
Google's Gemini now the top Ai model?
Excerpt from the WSJ this morning. There's a new Sheriff in town. At least for the moment. I decided to ask ClaudeAi for it's opinion on the matter. To my surprise it appears to be pretty unbiased. Unlike most of the editorial staff here at the Report. Me: Which Ai model performs best in bench tests? Gemini, ClaudeAi or ChatGPT? Claude: There's no single "best" model - each excels in different areas based on recent 2024-2025 benchmarks: General Knowledge & Reasoning: Chat
snitzoid
37 minutes ago2 min read
How bad did Covid mess up kids reading and math scores?
From the WSJ this morning below. Decided to do a little research with ClaudeAi. It's pretty clear the pandemic and the decision to have kids stay isolated had a critical impact on learning. My take: A number of private schools made arrangements for children to quickly return to class, reducing the impact. A smart move since COVID for the most part had almost a zero mortality rate for kids. Sadly the impact of isolating these kids will be felt for year. Stupid. Last winte
snitzoid
45 minutes ago1 min read
Which countries have the largest percentage of immigrants?
One important factoid. Much of Europe (especially Germany and France) has seen their immigrant population skyrocket. These new transplants are largely refugees from the Syrian War that haven't not integrated well with the locals. On the other hand, Iceland's new friends come largely from Ukraine and Lithuania. Ergo easy to assimilate.
snitzoid
12 hours ago1 min read
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