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It’s the Economy, Stupid—but How Stupid?
I'll dumb this down. People may be pissed about the economy. The economy isn't necessarily doing poorly, the inflation/high prices people grouse about is the result of 21% inflation during Biden's tenure, during which oil prices were higher/for a longer duration than they are now. Does Voldemort deserve a medal? Certainly not! Does the socialist wing of the Democratic Party offer a solution that's better. Excuse me. You need to think about that? It’s the Economy, Stupid—but
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7 minutes ago4 min read
The Case for Firing Squads
In an effort to be incredibly morbid, I've asked Gemini to evaluate the pros/cons of conventional lethal injections, firing squads and the option of fentanyl. Personally, I believe that all capital crimes should involve not less than 10 years in solitary with an insurance salesman. The debate over execution methods centers on three distinct factors: physiological speed of death, risk of execution failure (botch rate), and the legal and ethical hurdles surrounding the drugs or
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46 minutes ago7 min read
Israel's election is in two weeks!
It's certainly possible that Bibi will lose. I had Claude weigh in below along with Kalshi's betting odds. Personally, Gadi is no less hawkish but is likely to use some smarter more refined tactics. Either way the nation will remain strongly right wing. Eisenkot runs as a security hawk, not a dove, so a win would look more like a change in how Israel confronts Iran than in whether it does. What likely stays the same Eisenkot has called Iran his top external worry and points
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7 hours ago6 min read
The Welfare State Is Crushing Britain
Listen, this is a triumph for single payer government financed health care. You know "BernieCare". Sure the country may be bankrupt but you can't make an omelet...or whatever. The Welfare State Is Crushing Britain The soaring number of people on disability and sickness benefits is blowing up the country’s welfare bill and imperiling its long-term financial stability By Max Colchester and David Luhnow, WSJ Oct. 11, 2026 9:00 pm ET LIVERPOOL—Catherine Wieland got on Britain’s
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16 hours ago12 min read
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Can we please move on from a topless Sydney Sweeney!
OMG. Boring! Nothing we haven't seen before. Can we please act likely mature adults and ignore this sophmoric garbage. Please! Topless Sydney Sweeney drops new NSFW ad for prediction market Novig By Malik Smith, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 2:14 p.m. ET Sydney Sweeney has done it again. Just when it seemed like the fervor surrounding her risqué ad campaign with prediction market Novig had died down, the actress doubled down with a new ad that is just as eye-popping as the
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20 hours ago2 min read
Socialists turn on Mamdani? Demand NYPD Boss Tisch be fired?
Hey, easy on the gas. I know it's easy to condemn someone who wants to defund the police or hamstring their ability to fight crime. Not me. I'm taking the high road. And living somewhere else. DSA ‘demands’ Mamdani fire NYPD boss Tisch as socialists turn on mayor over ICE shooting By Carl Campanile, David DeTurris and Jorge Fitz-Gibbon, NY Post Published Oct. 11, 2026, 5:17 p.m. ET The Democratic Socialists of America are demanding Mayor Zohran Mamdani fire police Commiss
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20 hours ago2 min read
Globally are dogs or cats favored as pets? No not for dinner stupid?
We don't have sufficient extra food in the house to support another "mouth". I'm not walking anything or anyone. I don't do litter. October 11, 2026 | The World Population Review The Great Pet Divide, Country by Country What our choice of companion says about how we live. 1. The World’s Dog Superpowers When it comes to sheer numbers, a few countries are home to enormous dog populations. 🇺🇸 The United States leads the world with about 89.7 million dogs, according to Wor
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1 day ago3 min read
Bill Maher shits on Frats
I'm glad John Belushi isn't alive to see this. Bluto is going down.
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1 day ago1 min read
Tiger King's co-star has tiger kill intruder?
I blame Kelloggs for this. I always thought Tony was our friend. ‘Tiger King’ star Carole Baskin tells Post that ‘tiger was doing nothing wrong’ when it mauled UK zoo intruder By Shane Galvin and Daniel Cody Published Oct. 10, 2026, 8:52 p.m. ET “Tiger King” star Carole Baskin pleaded with authorities not to kill a tiger that mauled a man who got in its enclosure at a British zoo on Saturday — insisting the beast “was not doing anything wrong.” The famous big-cat activist exp
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1 day ago3 min read
Scott Bessent does not like Pocahontas
This is an affront to indigenous people everywhere. I think it's deplorable to admonish Ms Warren simply because she happens to be an American Indian. & isn't versed in economics. I have a great many friends who are effective leaders without having a knowledge of rudimentary mathematics, finance, blah blah blah. Actually, on second thought...perhaps not.
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2 days ago1 min read
Since when is terrorizing an apartment building with a machete illegal!
There's one reason this guy is in trouble. Yup, he's a black dude from the DR! Otherwise he'd be gainfully employed and not terrorizing people. He needs a warm hug not incarceration. Deep down he's a good guy...who occassionally tries to kill people (every once in a while). ‘Criminal illegal’ migrant shot by ICE terrorized NYC apartment building with machete: ‘Menace to society’ By Tina Moore, Adry Torres and Sonya Gugliara, NY Post Published Oct. 10, 2026 Updated Oct. 1
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2 days ago4 min read
Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’
What's missing here are reasonable role models that can honestly talk about human sexuality without resorting to the kind of depraved hijinx that Cornell is apparently know for. I only wish that Norm was still alive. He could have been a shining light to lost Cornell students looking for healthy intimacy. Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’ — which could’ve led to frat orgies: critics By David Spector, NY Post Published Oct. 1
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2 days ago3 min read
Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky
Excuse me. You suffering from hearing loss? We need the oil. Cut the shit or we will cut you off. Capiche? Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky The clash marks a new low point in White House relations with Kyiv as Russia escalates its bombing of Ukrainian cities By Marcus Walker and Robbie Gramer, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 4:00 pm ET President Trump called on Ukraine to replace Volodymyr Zelensky and pressured Kyiv to stop airstrikes agains
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Ziehan: The revolution in higher education. Trade schools?
As I've been saying!
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2 days ago1 min read
A Nobel Prize for Hating Israel
How about parking the Gerald Ford Carrier Group outside Oslo. I've had just about enough of this sheet! A Nobel Prize for Hating Israel The last thing the award to Navi Pillay will do is promote the cause of peace. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 9, 2026 5:54 pm ET It’s possible that the Nobel Committee will someday bestow its peace prize on a less worthy recipient than Navanethem “Navi” Pillay, but we doubt it. The Oslo worthies this year have honored an 85-year-old South
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2 days ago3 min read
Trump goes off on Norway for awarding Nobel Peace Prize to ‘mystery woman’ — claims he deserves ‘eight’ medals
Sir, have you any idea how many Pulitzers I've been awarded? Have you! Zero! Any justice in that? Get in line. BTW, Nobody likes a whiner. Trump goes off on Norway for awarding Nobel Peace Prize to ‘mystery woman’ — claims he deserves ‘eight’ medals By Victor Nava, NY Post Published Oct. 9, 2026, 9:41 p.m. ET President Trump made the case Friday that he deserves eight Nobel Peace Prize medals, as he railed against Norway for snubbing him for a second-straight year. “Today
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2 days ago2 min read
This Lollipop Could Help Blind Women Independently Detect Pregnancy
This Lollipop Could Help Blind Women Independently Detect Pregnancy Design student Sneha Rao is developing Tact, an edible pregnancy test that allows people with vision impairment to feel its results on their tongues Ramsha Waseem | Innovation Correspondent Smithsonian Magazine October 6, 2026 Sneha Rao, a 27-year-old master’s student in design at Carnegie Mellon University, can trace the inspiration for her invention back to a 2020 article in the Wall Street Journal. In it,
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2 days ago8 min read
Thieves pull off Italy’s biggest-ever wine heist, stealing 30,000 bottles worth 5 million euros
I've done a carefully analysis with Claude (below) and I think cybercrime or robbing a bank is a far superior option. Good luck unloading the cargo without getting pinched. About 95,000 lb (roughly 43 metric tons), and it would take around 20–28 Sprinter vans. Weight A full 750 ml bottle weighs about 2.6–3.3 lb, depending on the glass. Heavy “premium” bottles sit at the high end, and Champagne bottles are heavier still. A 12-bottle case, including cardboard, usually weighs 35
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2 days ago3 min read
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