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No, not more cowbell! More horse.
Tom, I'm busy today but frankly I'd like to waste 10 minutes of my life. Whadda got for me?
snitzoid
21 minutes ago1 min read
How warfare became welfare
Apparently, DOGE forget to visit the US armed forces. Breaking news: Spritzler Aerospace the developer of the Nimbus 5000 broom, today announced a line of Nimbus medium range drones. The US airforce and Navy have each placed order for 5,000 of the advanced aircraft. How warfare became welfare By Maximillian Garely, The Spectator June 8 2026 As tensions with Iran once again push the US toward the possibility of further involvement in Middle Eastern conflicts, a novel brand of
snitzoid
36 minutes ago4 min read
Democrats Promise to Wreck the Supreme Court
I have two thoughts: More justices? Know of any court in the land that operates with that many members? More people makes debate and discussion exponentially more difficult. Had the court not foolishly rolled back Roe v W this issue might not have been so accute? I would be a fantastic Justice. Ok that's three. Sue me. Democrats Promise to Wreck the Supreme Court Thirteen Justices. No control over the docket. They’re serious about it. By The Editorial Board, WSJ May 31, 2026
snitzoid
48 minutes ago4 min read
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15 hours ago0 min read
Trans track athlete AB Hernandez wins state championship medal as protests mount outside stadium
This is terrible reporting. They don't mention it's California once in the story. If you understand the location the story make compete sense. BTW, the only reason Hernadez in being treated like this if because he's Hispanic. Talk about racism. Oh and the fact that some dude is beating the crap out of girl competitors. Trans track athlete AB Hernandez wins state championship medal as protests mount outside stadium By David Thompson and Daniel Farr Published May 30, 2026, 10
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Mayor Mamdani boycotting the Israel Day parade is a badge of dishonor
I think the Mossad should kidnap his ass and bring him back to Tel Aviv to be tried for not being a supporter of the tribe. Maybe turn him over to Hamas. Mayor Mamdani boycotting the Israel Day parade is a badge of dishonor By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published May 30, 2026, 10:14 p.m. ET With his decision to boycott Sunday’s Israel Day parade, Mayor Mamdani has crossed a point of no return. Coming after his relentless criticism of Israel and recent embrace of the historical
snitzoid
1 day ago5 min read
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