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OpenAI’s planned cash burn was unlike anything we’d ever seen — now they’re doubling it
Listen, I know you'd like the Report to spend more money on tech, but we're barely able to generate the income of Instagram. We need to walk before we run OpenAI’s planned cash burn was unlike anything we’d ever seen — now they’re doubling it-Chart R Many of the world’s most successful tech startups burned cash for years before they got out of the red. Lighting tens of millions of dollars — or even a few billion in the most extreme cases, like Uber, Tesla, or Netflix — on fi
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14 minutes ago2 min read
Fuck Norway
No I'm not happy about it! I've been spoon fed all the American propaganda from Peacock thru the media firehose and it's all an elaborate hoax. We got our bare bottom spanked, by a 2nd rate miniature nation that runs around in wood shoes. Norway wins 18 gold medals at the Winter Olympics, more than any other country in history-Chart R Feb 23, 2026 The closing ceremony of Milano Cortina 2026 took place at the Verona Arena on Sunday, bringing an action-packed 19 days of half-p
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20 minutes ago2 min read
Alysa Liu and Four Minutes That Changed the Olympics Forever
I love Jason Gay. Alysa Liu and Four Minutes That Changed the Olympics Forever Elite athletes have become candid about the scrutiny and stress they face. The Games will never be the same. By Jason Gay, WSJ Feb. 23, 2026 10:00 am ET Forever it will live as instant happiness, a bad-mood buster: Alysa Liu’s climactic, wildly charismatic free skate at the Milan Cortina Winter Olympics. I put it on a few hours ago, because I still haven’t watched it enough—Liu charging around the
snitzoid
50 minutes ago4 min read
Is Voldemort going to "light up" Iran
Spritzler Report Middle East Correspondent Alan Khomeini will be covering the exciting details for the next 72 hours. The next conflict Is the United States about to wage war on Iran? By Sam Sifton, NY Times Feb 23, 2026 American forces have taken positions across the Middle East, with two aircraft carrier groups and dozens of fighter jets, bombers and other planes poised within striking distance of the country. President Trump said Friday he might use them in a limited stri
snitzoid
5 hours ago4 min read
Historic storm brings NYC to a standstill as bomb cyclone dumps more than 13 inches of snow — with more expected
Thomas Spritzler reporting for the Report. I hate the Big Apple. Historic storm brings NYC to a standstill as bomb cyclone dumps more than 13 inches of snow — with more expected By Patrick Reilly Published Feb. 23, 2026, 6:36 a.m. ET New York City was brought to a standstill Monday morning after a monster bomb cyclone dumped double-digit snow totals throughout the area — with much more expected throughout the day. The snow was still falling heavily before dawn as more than 1
snitzoid
5 hours ago2 min read
Monday charts baby!
It's their war. They can pay for it. Unless as a tax payer you'd rather.
snitzoid
18 hours ago1 min read
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