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Is China's control of rare earth materials worse than DEA or polution?
Don't think China America's biggest problem? Bernie Sanders doesn't believe this. He think American economic might is the enemy. Note: This is a deep dive. Don't watch if you can't devote 30 minutes to this.
snitzoid
33 minutes ago1 min read
Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure
Oh boy! The Dark Lord isn't going to like this one bit. He was very much looking forward to throwing America's greatest Olympic paddler in the slammer. OMG...you don't think he's going to apologize to him to you? Nay. Voldemort doesn't do "sorry"! David "Davey" Hearn (born April 17, 1959, Bethesda, MD) is one of the most decorated American whitewater slalom canoeists ever: Olympics: Competed in three Summer Games — 1992 (Barcelona), 1996 (Atlanta), and 2000 (Sydney) — with
snitzoid
1 hour ago6 min read
Does the GOP have more money to spend on key Senate Races?
Shocker! Big Tech, Big Military and the business community is going to make sure Bernie and his misfits don't torch their lives. September spending spree By Hans Nichols, Axios News Sept 11,2026 Republicans are outspending Democrats in almost every battleground Senate race this month as Thune looks to the GOP's cash advantage to help hold his majority. Why it matters: The post-Labor Day rush is here, with $390 million (and climbing) of Senate campaign ads headed for voters' T
snitzoid
2 hours ago2 min read
Is the GOP outspending the Dems in key Senate races?
Shocker. Like I said, Big Tech and Big Military don't want Bernie and his friends running the show. September spending spree By Hans Nichols, Axios News Sept 11, 2026 Republicans are outspending Democrats in almost every battleground Senate race this month as Thune looks to the GOP's cash advantage to help hold his majority. Why it matters: The post-Labor Day rush is here, with $390 million (and climbing) of Senate campaign ads headed for voters' TVs, tablets and phone scre
snitzoid
3 hours ago2 min read
Is Voldemort nuts to tarriff Canada?
The media coverage of this has been pretty worthless. So it's time for Snitz to mansplain this. Strap in. The key questions: Was Canada "f-cking us"? If "yes", how badly were they "fucking" us? Is our relatiatory response a smart tactic or overkill? By itself or in the context of our other geopolitcal moves? I've used both Claude and Gemini to generate some research here. I: Canada was shoving it up our tuchus? Yes. There are some longstanding, substantive complaints that pr
snitzoid
4 hours ago3 min read
Pause AI for Humanity’s Sake
Hmmm. China has not slowed down their use of fossile fuel. Remember when Al Gore (or the Green New Deal)? Has China been careful with biologic research (COVID)? Think they're about to slow down while we "pause". Being astute and building safe products is a prudent idea. Ceding AI dominance to China is not an option, unless you're prepared for their economy & economic engine to dominate ours. Pause AI for Humanity’s Sake When something speeds up and gets out of control, it
snitzoid
9 hours ago5 min read
How do I do "it"?
Hey, there's no tree hugger more passionate than I! We do not use electricity in this house except briefly to prepare the Report.
snitzoid
10 hours ago1 min read
JD Vance steals 2028 show at GOP convention — attendees deem VP ‘ready’ to be crowned Trump’s MAGA heir
My money is still on Little Marco. I do enjoy gambling on a horse race however. JD Vance steals 2028 show at GOP convention — attendees deem VP ‘ready’ to be crowned Trump’s MAGA heir By Ryan King and Julia Joseph, NY Post Published Sep. 11, 2026, 1:02 a.m. ET DALLAS — The buzz around Vice President JD Vance was palpable after he delivered a rousing keynote address on the final day of the GOP midterm convention, with many attendees deeming him the clear heir apparent to Pres
snitzoid
11 hours ago3 min read
The 30-year mortgage rate crosses 7% for the first time in 16 months.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to buy a house. More borrowers are turning to adjustable-rate mortgages as fixed rates climb to 14-month high The share of mortgage applications for ARMs rose to 8.5% last week as the 30-year fixed rate climbed to 6.85%, its highest since June 2025 By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated September 9, 2026 Borrowers are shifting toward adjustable-rate mortgages as fixed mortgage rates climb to their highest level in more than a year, according
snitzoid
11 hours ago2 min read
OpenAI and Anthropic researchers are calling for an AI slowdown after a colleague quit warning of extinction
What's next? Zuck admitting that Meta is causing immense harm to children? Cats marrying dogs? BTW, the Chinese having brought you COVID are hot on the tails of Open AI and Anthropic. They have no such reservations about keeping their foot on the accelerator. Have a nice day OpenAI and Anthropic researchers are calling for an AI slowdown after a colleague quit warning of extinction Several employees at both labs have publicly backed calls to slow AI development, citing fear
snitzoid
11 hours ago3 min read
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22 hours ago0 min read
MAHA Hospital
Only available now on the Spritzler Health Network!
snitzoid
24 hours ago1 min read
Home Sales in August Tumbled to Lowest Level Since Last Year
Listen. Do you want to wipe the smile off my face? Well? I'm not taking a dime under $13 million. Capiche! Home Sales in August Tumbled to Lowest Level Since Last Year The 2% monthly decline in existing-home sales reflected higher mortgage rates and a housing market stuck in a rut By Nicholas G. Miller, WSJ Sept. 10, 2026 10:00 am ET Home sales in August fell to their lowest level in more than a year, after rising mortgage rates dealt another blow to a hobbled housing market.
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Mississippi Fixed Its Schools. Here’s How Other States Can Too.
At the Spritzler Institute for Remedial learning, children in the 3rd grade are held back unless than can spell Mississippi. Mississippi Fixed Its Schools. Here’s How Other States Can Too. Powerful teachers’ unions are an obstacle to reform. But Mississippi’s dramatic breakthrough proves that evidence-based literacy can succeed anywhere. By Rachel Canter, WSJ Sept. 9, 2026 8:00 pm ET Rachel Canter is the Director of Education Policy for the Reinventing America’s Schools proje
snitzoid
1 day ago6 min read
Should a feminist get a face lift?
I have never modified any of my features surgically, but I must admit the prospect of a full face transplant is intriguing. I was thinking perhaps coming back as JFK! But seriously, ladies, you're perfect just the way you are. Instead, focus your attention on achieving spiritual peace and spend several hours each day in the gym, developing rock-hard abs. I’m Not Going to Lie About My Neck Aug. 12, 2026 By Molly Jong-Fast, NY Times Ms. Jong-Fast is a contributing Opinion write
snitzoid
1 day ago5 min read
Fetterman's GOP convention appearance!
It's 80 seconds but full of thrills and spills. I thought he was going to introduce the Dark Lord! I was sweating bullets.
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
The mass A.I. experiment in schools
This fall Highwood Township is partnering with Spritzler AI to develop in classroom computer tools to teach the native Italian children Jewish money making skills and the Talmud. The children will graduate with a law degree. The mass A.I. experiment in schools by Natasha Singer, NY Times Sept 10, 2026 Children in much of the world are heading back to class right now, and it’s shaping up to be a school year like no other. I’ve spent much of the past year reporting on how Googl
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
Looks like Jimmy Kimmel is going bye bye.
At the end of the day, scolding the viewer became less profitable. Below is some data I had Claude fire up. Voldemort may be the Dark Lord, but someone voted him into office...alienating those viewers wasn't in the long run a money producing strategy. Better to be like the Report and offend everyone! Jimmy Kimmel’s sure to be long, tedious and unfunny goodbye has finally started By Kirsten Fleming Published Sep. 9, 2026, 7:08 p.m. ET Fresh from his two-month summer break, J
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
Are today's young really worse off than their parents?
Great big picture overview! BTW: Two big things which may change the calculous. Home prices have ramped due to a shortage of construction workers and available homesites. Too few new homes. Look to states like Florida and Texas which will issue more housing permits and are awash in immigrants who'll learn construction to generate housing in the next decade. Health costs are driven by diet and obesity. GLP1s and improved diet may move the dial on that.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
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