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Do men cheat differently around the globe?
In a double blind experiment completed at the Spritlzer Institute, 37.3% male test subjects cheated on their spouses. a full 2.7% below the national mean. Hold on! I bet you're wondering what women are doing. I had Gemini AI take this chart and add women to it. Generally speaking while some ladies fool around, in general they're more likely to honor their marriage vows.
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In 2 minutes-Why the Calif wine industry in cratering!
It's those fricken Gen Z little shit's who don't drink enough! Believe me, I've tried to make up for their bad judgement*. There's only so much I can do before I black out. *I try to keep it to a bottle per day, unless it's the weekend or a holiday. Or I'm drinking straight Bourbon.
snitzoid
3 hours ago1 min read
Did Voldemort just score a great deal with drug companies?
The Dark Lord does a lot of dumb/evil stuff. This isn't that. This is smart. Very smart. BTW, so was operation Warp Speed (during his first time) which created a public private partnership to develop the COVID vaccine. Voldemort is very evil except when he's not. Trump signs drug-pricing deals with nine more pharma companies under most-favored-nation push Quartz News Sept 1, 2026 President Trump announced a new round of most-favored-nation drug-pricing agreements Monday, a
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3 hours ago1 min read
Josh Shapiro Shows Democrats How to Win
Josh against Marco would be a excellent horse race. One I'd like to see! Josh Shapiro Shows Democrats How to Win He’s far ahead in the most important swing state. As 2028 nears, pay attention. By William A. Galston, WSJ Sept. 1, 2026 Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro in Harrisburg, Pa., Aug. 18. Marc Levy/Associated Press As Democrats continue to reckon with their shattering defeat in 2024, Donald Trump’s unpopularity is leading many voters to give them a new look. The presiden
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3 hours ago3 min read
See the New Building Techniques Turbocharging the Data-Center Boom
See the New Building Techniques Turbocharging the Data-Center Boom Hyperscalers’ need for speed is spawning timesaving products and building techniques By John Keilman and Jemal R. Brinson, WSJ Sept. 1, 2026 In the $1 trillion race to build AI data centers, time is money and money is no object. It can take up to three years to build a large data center, time that hyperscalers battling for supremacy in artificial intelligence can’t afford to lose. So companies are coming up wi
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3 hours ago2 min read
Why wind power is stupid. Very stupid.
In under four minutes this explains why only a village idiot would support wind power. Additionally, if the heavy government subsidies that support this crap stopped they would not be a single new turbine installed.
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3 hours ago1 min read
Jersey Mike’s Is Winning the Sandwich War. It Still Needs to Win Over Gen Z.
Context (by Claude) on the Jersey Mike's story below. If Gen Z isn't going to Jersey Mike's where are they going? Do they frequent "fast food" more than older people? Chicken and Mexican dominate Gen Z's wallet share, and subs aren't cracking the national top tier the way they do with older cohorts (or on college campuses specifically). Chick-fil-A has held the #1 spot in Piper Sandler's "Taking Stock With Teens" survey since 2018, and it's not close — its 17% share is mor
snitzoid
4 hours ago5 min read
St Paul tried rent control. How did that work out. ?
Are you a socialist reading the Report? What's up with that? Keep it up and you'll slowly morph into a fascist!
snitzoid
11 hours ago1 min read
Axios Future of Health Care
Axios tends to learn hard left (still good data below). The pandemic destroyed voters trust in our public health system. Is RFK fixing that by being a vaccine skeptic. Don't think so. Hopefully, after Voldemort leaves his ideas about our food chain survive and his successor practices better science. Axios Future of Health Care By Caitlin Owens and Adriel Bettelheim · Sep 01, 2026 Happy Tuesday! Some of RFK Jr.'s vaccine policies and distrust of the medical establishment ar
snitzoid
13 hours ago5 min read
How much do teachers get paid in the US?
Sure I could have gone into teaching. Journalism pays better. Plus I don't like kids. How much do teachers get paid in the US? USA Facts Updated Jul. 14, 2026 Teachers made about $65,100 per year in 2025. That’s the annual median wage for pre-K-12 teachers across the United States, based on estimates from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The median marks the middle point—half of teachers earn more and half earn less. The lowest-paid 10% earned $48,200 or less, while the highe
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13 hours ago3 min read
Snitz goes undercover to determine if teen drug/alcohol use declining!
No, I did not fit right in. A massive waste of time. I forgot to dye the gray out of my hair. I did make the football team however. Is teen drug and alcohol use declining? Teen substance use declined over time; vaping remained most common, with 33.8% of high schoolers in 2023, down 16.3 points from 2019. Updated Jun 18, 2026 by the USAFacts team Fewer teenagers are trying drugs or alcohol than they used to, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
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13 hours ago5 min read
Russia Turns to New-Generation Drones and All-Day Attacks to Wear Down Ukrainians
Listen, do you think I enjoy sounding like a broken record! Well do you! Putin will not stop till he gets the Donbas, their oil and mineral rights. Ukraine is putting up a noble fight but in the end, Vlad will keep up the drilling until he get what he's after. He's unconcerned with his or their body count. Russia Turns to New-Generation Drones and All-Day Attacks to Wear Down Ukrainians Kyiv struggles to adapt to continuous attacks using faster drones that are harder to int
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1 day ago4 min read
Trump’s Venezuelan Oil Company Plans Massive Drilling Push
Take that Iran! Suck it. Trump’s Venezuelan Oil Company Plans Massive Drilling Push Company led by Alejandro Betancourt plans to dispatch more than 50 drilling rigs to turbocharge the country’s anemic crude production By Collin Eaton, WSJ Aug. 31, 2026 Alejandro Betancourt’s North American Blue Energy Partners plans to deploy more than 50 drilling rigs to Venezuela over the next few years. View more The Venezuelan oil company run by businessman Alejandro Betancourt plans to d
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1 day ago3 min read
Anna Wintour calls antisemite John Galliano ‘courageous'
That impecablly dressed beach! She can kiss my designer ass! I'm not reading another issue of Vogue Magazine and refuse to attend the Devil wears Prada II. Anne Hathaway and Streep are my shit list two. Nobody f-cks with the tribe! Anna Wintour calls antisemite John Galliano ‘courageous,’ offers him ‘full support’ after he’s forced to pull out of Met Gala By Kate Sheehy, NY Post Published Aug. 31, 2026 Defiant Vogue icon Anna Wintour on Monday issued a fawning statement supp
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The Data Center Panic and U.S. Decline
Truer words never spoken. Data centers will eventually powered with their own natural gas generators and down the line modular nuclear reactors. They need not jack up energy prices and generate jobs during construction, plus the production line of materials used which are substantial. Additional benefits to the economy. Anyone who wishes to derail these and give China dominance is a complete jackass. The Data Center Panic and U.S. Decline Public opposition reflects anxiety
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1 day ago4 min read
Supreme Court Allows Trump to Keep Building White House Ballroom
Who am I kidding. This isn't going to benefit me. Sure they'll have plenty of extra spaces for attendees at state dinners. I'm still going to be sitting at home waiting for my invitation. After everything I've done for the Dark Lord, it's offensive how little attention he pays me. Supreme Court Allows Trump to Keep Building White House Ballroom The green light means the project could largely be completed before a final ruling on its legality By James Romoser and Lydia Wheele
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1 day ago3 min read
Voldemort posts AI video of Kharg Island blow apart?
What a kidder! That Voldemort. Trump posts AI-generated video of Iran’s Kharg Island ‘blown to smithereens’ hours after first US strikes in a month By Samuel Chamberlain, NY Post Published Aug. 31, 2026, 6:23 a.m. ET President Trump posted an AI-generated video Sunday evening of what he said was Iran’s oil export hub of Kharg Island being “blown to smithereens” hours after the first American airstrikes targeting the Islamic Republic since July. Trump, 80, did not clarify that
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
Why NYC murders and shootings fell so sharply
Your probably wondering how Chicago stacks up against the Big Apple. Well, we win! Data below generated by Claude. Same first-half-2026 window for both cities, normalized to rate per 100,000 residents so the size difference between the cities (NYC ~8.5M, Chicago ~2.7M) doesn't skew things. Chicago runs meaningfully hotter across nearly every category: Murder: NYC 1.4, Chicago 7.7 — Chicago's rate is roughly 5x NYC's. Robbery: nearly identical (NYC 75.1, Chicago 77.6). Felony
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2 days ago4 min read
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