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Clinton's advisor thinks AOC may be the Dem's nominee for Pres?
Last time the Dems' attacks on Voldemort (think Russiagate, etc) boosted his brand. This time the rise of Democratic Socialism is about to tank the party. Suspect Rubio will eventually emerge as the GOP choice, a much more reasonable narrative for the party to coalesce around. As for Iran, China, the EU and other Arab states require Iran's grip on the Straits broken. However we got here, the only way out is forward. Voldemort may unleash Israel before long. Considering what
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36 minutes ago3 min read
Gen Z Fell Out of Love With Work. I Don’t Blame Them.
You know the last time I took a vacation? Well? Last week. The simple truth is, I don't publish I don't eat. Nobody is going to hand the Pulitzer over to me. I have to put i the work...every day, 24/7/265. Sorry 365. Except when I'm on vacation to address my anxiety disorder. Did I mention we're going to Ireland next week? You think I'm joking don't you. Get ready for a news blackout. Gen Z Fell Out of Love With Work. I Don’t Blame Them. By Emi Nietfeld, NY Times Ms. Nie
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8 hours ago11 min read
University of Michigan Drops First-Semester Grades to ‘Curb Mental Health Crisis’
I seem to vaguely remember during the Viet Nam war, people enrolling in college to avoid the "stress" of getting shipped over to fight in a rice patty. University of Michigan Drops First-Semester Grades to ‘Curb Mental Health Crisis’ A pilot program aims to ease pressure on freshmen and help them adjust to demands of college By Douglas Belkin, WSJ Aug. 11, 2026 5:30 am ET The University of Michigan will drop letter grades for first-semester freshmen starting in fall 2027, sho
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8 hours ago3 min read
Lower Drug Prices Without Killing Innovation
T Spritzler, CEO of Amphetamine Pharmaceuticals, announced today approval by the FDA to repurpose the use of Tester's model cement for control of obesity. Lower Drug Prices Without Killing Innovation Patients will get new medications if we align incentives to make the moral choice profitable. By Darshak Sanghavi, WSJ Aug. 10, 2026 12:53 pm ET Victoria Gray sat in a Nashville, Tenn., hospital in 2019 while doctors infused her own genetically engineered cells back into her vein
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8 hours ago4 min read
Is an Average NFL Quarterback Worth $50 Million a Year?
The salary cap for an NFL team is $301.2 million per year. So err...if they'd come with a reasonable offer I certainly consider it. Is an Average NFL Quarterback Worth $50 Million a Year? Baker Mayfield wants a contract extension that puts him in the upper echelon of earners, leaving his team, the Buccaneers, with a difficult choice By Andrew Beaton, WSJ Aug. 10, 2026 7:00 am ET Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Baker Mayfield expressed disappointment after offseason contract
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Canadian airline cancels flight after child refuses to wear seatbelt
Captain T Spritzler Lemay from Vince Lombardi Airlines was quoted as saying today, "Our policy is to throttle unruly children within an inch of their life. That generally does the trick. In the few cases it doesn't the world's a better place without them." Canadian airline cancels flight after child refuses to wear seatbelt Flight from Victoria to Toronto forced to return to terminal after repeated attempts to secure child in seat failed Olivia Bowden in Toronto, The Guardia
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12 hours ago2 min read
WNBA Asks: What Is a W?
Ms Cunningham is crazy like a fox becoming a lightning rod for the issue while firing up a monster sized Instagram following. Her endorsement income this year has skyrocketed past $1 million and will like keep going, compared to the minecule product earnings of the average WNBA competitor. She's also the only WNBA player who's continually winning the bathing suit competition*. Every time she gets fouled generates engagement and money in the bank. *I'd like to personally apol
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22 hours ago4 min read
Plagiarist prof Jason Arday’s life story is published tomorrow, and it gets more unbelievable by the page
Since when is it illegal to lie? I do it everyday in the Report. This is another example of systematic racism. If he were a Hindu his work would be celebrated...at least in India. My point is, do not judge somebody just because they're a fraud or completely FOS! Plagiarist prof Jason Arday’s life story is published tomorrow, and it gets more unbelievable by the page By Rikki Schlott, NY Post Published Aug. 10, 2026 A Cambridge University professor with an unbelievable story
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22 hours ago4 min read
NYC first lady Rama Duwaji traveling to Syria, Lebanon — with taxpayer-funded NYPD security detail.
Listen, I realize she's a communist who supports a variety of terrorist organizations but I can't help myself. She's alluring in a Trotsky sort of way. I've become obsessed with her. I'm going out today and blow up something and proclaim my love. NYC first lady Rama Duwaji traveling to Syria, Lebanon — with taxpayer-funded NYPD security detail: sources By Carl Campanile, NY Post Published Aug. 10, 2026 Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s wife Rama Duwaji is heading to Syria and Lebanon
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22 hours ago3 min read
Gallup Poll: Do people prefer socialism or capitalism
Admit it! You're a dirty communist who worships the Supreme Leader Bernie Sanders. Have you no shame? That's right...YOU! YOU DEMOCRAT! Gallup Polling Aug 11, 2026 1. Image of Socialism and Capitalism Line Chart: Trend in Americans' positive ratings of capitalism and socialism. The Data: Gallup’s 2025 update on Americans’ views of different economic systems found that 54% of Americans viewed capitalism positively, down from 60% in 2019 and 2021. Meanwhile, 39% viewed social
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22 hours ago2 min read
What are the most common disasters?
Honestly, it's the locusts that make me nuts! I'm sick and tired of my crops being destroyed. Then again, my last trip to Lake Michigan was ruined by bad water quality. Let my people go! What are the most common disasters in the US? USA Facts Aug 7, 2026 As of June 2026, the nation has declared disasters for 29 fires, 21 winter storms, seven severe storms, and six flood. These disaster categories are among the most common in the US since FEMA was founded in 1979. The agenc
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22 hours ago1 min read
Snitz mansplains, should you go see the Odyssey?
Did you love Iron Man I? Still clamoring for more Marvel Universe Movies to watch, but perhaps something set 2000 years ago? Want to feel what it's like to be on a rickety POS boat in a raging lightning storm for 3 hours with the Surround Sound speakers going full tilt so your ass is literally vibrating in your chair? You're going to literally orgasm watching this! Because? You're retarded! Oops...that slipped out. This movie is a comic book version of a literary epic that do
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22 hours ago3 min read
Who's the deporter and chief?
I asked Gemini: Is this chart generally accurate? The graphic is generally accurate in terms of its underlying government data, but it requires critical context regarding how immigration enforcement is defined and categorized. Where the Numbers Line Up The values for full presidential terms reflect official Department of Homeland Security (DHS) formal removal totals: Obama I & II (~1.5M per term): DHS records show roughly 1.57 million formal removals during Obama's first term
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Fauci privately warned of miscarriage risk linked to COVID vaccine while publicly claiming no issues, newly released texts show
Hey, I feel bad about continually kicking an 85 year old to the curb. Just kidding! I kind of enjoy it. Fauci privately warned of miscarriage risk linked to COVID vaccine while publicly claiming no issues, newly released texts show By Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Aug. 10, 2026 WASHINGTON — Dr. Anthony Fauci privately raised concerns that the COVID-19 vaccine could “theoretically” be linked to miscarriages in expectant mothers, despite having publicly insisted there
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1 day ago3 min read
Elite US colleges must face lawsuit claiming ‘early decision’ conspiracy
Elite US colleges must face lawsuit claiming ‘early decision’ conspiracy By Mike Scarcella, Reuters August 10, 202610:34 WASHINGTON, Aug 10 (Reuters) - A judge ruled that 32 major U.S. colleges and universities including Duke, Cornell and Northwestern must face a proposed class action alleging they conspired to inflate tuition costs for tens of thousands of students through the popular "early decision" admissions process. Here are the details: U.S. District Judge Angel Kell
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1 day ago2 min read
Bernie would rather China takes the lead in AI?
Bernie and his band of progressive misfits apparently don't understand that China is literally 6 months behind us in AI development. Want to live in a world where Xi controls chatbot technology? Sound attractive? Bernie Sanders is threatening to force OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta to pause AI development The senator cited AI-created viruses and recent incidents in which models escaped containment as grounds for an immediate halt By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated August 10,
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Almost half of NYC homeless deaths tied to drug overdoses or alcohol abuse: study
For some context I had Claude examine which cities have the most homeless and what they spend on such. NYC is far away number 1, followed by LA. The numbers fall off a cliff once you move past that. Why? I've attached some thoughts after the story below (Claude) Almost half of NYC homeless deaths tied to drug overdoses or alcohol abuse: study By Carl Campanile, NY Post Published Aug. 10, 2026 Almost half of the deaths of New York City’s homeless population were tied to dr
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2 days ago5 min read
Is Novo or Lilly winning the GLP1 war? For pills?
Claude analysis below the story. Bottom line: Lilly is likely to catch up and surpass Novo in the pill wars for GLP1s. Competition is coming however from other players which should continue to push down the cost for users wanting to lose weight. FOOD FIGHT By Snacks Media Aug 10, 2026 Lilly may be winning the war, but Novo is winning the pill battle Is Novo Nordisk’s losing streak coming to an end? Novo is getting a boost from its Wegovy pill, which has been flying off the
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2 days ago4 min read
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