Cornell is just another example of an elite college destroying it's brand. Education at $100k/year, trending unsafe place for women and difficulty getting hired unless your STEM? Do they or any of the 1st or 2nd tier schools recognise this? Or are they woke dynasours clinging on to their past glory. Record-Low 31% Say College Education Is 'Very Important' Decline spans major subgroups; women, Democrats and people of color remain most positive by Megan Brenan, Gallup WASHINGT

I had Claude check. Chicago isn't as fortunate. NYC doom loop? More like boom loop — as Manhattan office space fills up By Steve Cuozzo, NY Post Published Oct. 2, 2026, 1:29 p.m. ET The pandemic-era “doom loop” that supposedly threatened New York City’s future turned to a boom loop, as Manhattan’s 450 million square feet of offices are now more full than before the COVID pandemic emptied out skyscraper floors. Three major brokerages found that demand has driven up rents at a

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that I'm dressing as a Patriot missile. Americans are over ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes By SWNS, NY Post Published Oct. 2, 2026, 1:45 p.m. ET Halloween Humbug: Less than a quarter of Americans are planning to dress up for Halloween this year, according to new research. The survey of 2,000 Americans found that a surprising 76% noted that they are not planning to dress up for Halloween this year. Another almost eight in ten respondents (77

At the Report we do not believe in objectifying women, however we're reconsidering objectifying their arms. Is that appropriate? Forget Abs. Fit Women Now Want to Show Off Their Biceps. Many are flexing gleefully, including Matt Damon’s double in ‘The Odyssey’ Devyn Dalton Louisa Carannante, 28, a court reporting student says she goes sleeveless ‘pretty much daily.’ By Caitlin Carlson, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 8:00 pm ET Eighty years ago Rosie the Riveter flexed her biceps in advert

I love the racing stripe! My Week in a $15,000 Microcar: Joy, Guilt and 25-MPH Road Rage Fiat’s all-electric Topolino isn’t fast and doesn’t get far. But the Italian company thinks it’s just the car some Americans need. By Ryan Felton, WSJ Oct. 2, 2026 5:30 am ET ANN ARBOR, Mich.—“What the f— is that?” a driver of a luxury sedan exclaimed at a busy intersection. “Is that a real car?” a student in this college town asked. “Aww,” said countless passersby. Indeed, the Fiat Topol

When do I get to pay $3/gallon? I'm ready to go on a big road trip! The Battle of Hormuz Is Turning The U.S. Navy opens the Strait to all but the Iranian regime’s oil exports. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 Did you notice the sudden media realization that the oil export pressure is now working against Iran? New reports from tanker-tracking groups confirm what the Trump Administration has been saying: Adm. Brad Cooper and the forces of U.S. Central Command have turn

I had Claude fire up a map! BTW: The Report is not available to married couples under the age of 15 and married first cousins. California Bans Child Marriage, A Practice That’s Still Legal In Dozens Of States A bill signed Wednesday closes legal loopholes that permitted the practice to anyone under the age of 18, ending a near 10-year fight. By Nina Golgowski, Huffington Post Oct 1, 2026 California has officially outlawed marriage for anyone under 18, breaking with 32 states

I'd rather "get it" from Hal. At least he's American. Sorry, I mean't "she". Trump Has the Right Instincts on AI He knows the risks if Chinese models are left to dominate the future. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 Say this for President Trump: He understands the stakes in the AI race with China. Not so Senate Democrats, who this week torpedoed legislation to create a framework for data centers to fully cover their share of the electric grid’s costs. Why? Because t

OMG, I know Emma's sister who happens to be a 350 lb midget. I don't understand why the tabloids print this type of contrived innuendo. Groom makes mortifying blunder during wedding ceremony: ‘I’d have to kill him’ By Asia Grace Published Oct. 1, 2026, 11:55 a.m. ET Vowing to love, honor and obey the bride — and not her sister — is the name of game. Nerves are known to get the best of some grooms in the minutes prior to taking the plunge. But when one jittery fella’s big day

James announced yesterday that she'll be additionally seeking to indict Lord Voldemort and a coconspirator. "He knows what he did". Besides I wasn't accepted at Cornell and they're going to pay". Hochul appoints AG Letitia James to take over ‘Cornell 7’ gang rape probe after losing faith in upstate DA’s investigation By Allie Griffin and Ella Morrison, NY Post Published Oct. 1, 2026 Gov. Kathy Hochul has directed New York Attorney General Letitia James to take over the crim

The editor of the Spritzler Report is a woman. The data we present is entirely fabricated.

I've been working the darkside of a coal mine since I was three feet tall. I like being a data center owner better. I'm about to buy my first 911 and with luck a Cessna Citation. Abandoned Land? Build a Data Center Alabama is doing it with closed coal plants, the Virginias with old strip mines. By Jay Reed, WSJ Oct. 1, 2026 4:58 pm ET A data center under construction in Abilene, Texas, Sept. 23, 2025. Shelby Tauber/Reuters Most Americans don’t want a data center next door.

You think I take pleasure and reporting this stuff. It goes with the job. There's nothing remotely entertaining about this trash. I think it's time you moved on. BTW, receiving a lethal injection is a terrible way to perish. I mean, to almost perish. Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions By Ella Morrison and Alex Diaz, NY Post Published Sep. 30, 2026 The first woman set to be put to death in Tennessee in o

Like I believe those gonifs over at McKinsey. Besides, on the off chance they're correct I could always transition and become a game show host! McKinsey says AI might push 11 million U.S. workers into entirely new careers by 2035 The consulting firm's research arm says AI and automation could force a workforce shift larger than any in U.S. history By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated September 30, 2026 McKinsey says AI might push 11 million U.S. workers into entirely new ca

The outlook below from the site Pollsmax. The Senate looking at Polling data looks currently to be a tossup, whereas the site's forecast gives the GOP an slight edge. The House looks to flip to Dem control. Betting sites such as PredictIt and Kalshi show both houses flipping to Dem control. Personally? Depends on what happens with Iran. Suspect Voldemort will hold on to the Senate (with the VP vote) & lose the House. Unless I'm wrong...haha.

Have Voldemort's efforts lead to reductions in Opioid deaths in the US? I had Claude look at this. Overdose deaths peaked in 2022–2023, and fentanyl overdose deaths declined by more than half from a national peak in May 2023. 2023: about 105,000 2024: about 81,300 2025: about 70,000 Deaths have kept falling, to a predicted 67,798 for the 12 months ending March 2026, a 12.3% year-over-year decrease. CDC Is this mainly due to Trump's efforts in South America? Questionable. Inf