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Snitz explains how to entrap your adversaries with a "honeytrap".
I would like to formally apologize for being a man. Most us are bunch of baboons where the little head does the thinking for the big head. Not me however, I'm highly evolved. Long live honeytraps! AI can't approximate feminine guile Wednesday, November 11, 2026, 11:19 AM Sean Thomas, The Spectator Jensen Huang, CEO of NVIDIA (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) By now you’ve surely seen the photographs. In one, a silver-haired man in a black leather jacket sits beside a slim,
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11 minutes ago4 min read
If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat
The Fat Lady has not sung yet. There's plenty of time for Iran and Putin to resolve and the Dems to drive again off a cliff, in time for 2028. Kate Smith and I will be singing God Bless America tonight at the Lincolnshire Marriot. If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat Truman’s lesson for Iran: History often vindicates difficult decisions that exact a political price. By Tim Sheehy, WSJ Nov. 10, 2026 I’ll spare you another political postmortem of the Republic
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2 hours ago3 min read
Does ChatGPT make money? Yet?
Until recently for every dollar Open AI earned (ChatGPT gross revenue) they lost about 65 cents. The same was true for Anthropic (Claude). In the past year, Claude has started to turn a profit. Both platforms are approaching their four year anniversary from launch. How does this compare to the trajectory of Amazon, which also operated at a loss as it was growing and gaining traction? The company launched in 2001 took approx 6.5 years to clock it's first profitable quarter a
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6 hours ago3 min read
The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal
Said Report CEO Thomas Huang, "Alice and I are work collegues only. We may have shared hotel accomidations on occassion to save money. I remain happily married and faithfull to my wife". The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal Alice Huang, who U.S. intelligence determined is a Chinese asset, emerged from the high-flying world of Shanghai finance to work with tech titans and obtain essential A.I. chips. By Paul MozurAna SwansonTripp Mickle and Michael Forsythe, NY Tim
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8 hours ago8 min read
Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover
Jensen Huang today forceful proclaimed, "This is complete nonsense. The only thing Alice flooded me with, is the best sex of the previous two, no three decades. And for the record I'm proundly sorry I got caught." Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover — and bragged about her access to him By Vivi Lin and Emily Lefroy, NY Post Nov. 10, 2026 SAN FRANCISCO — Accused spy Alice Huang flaunted her access to Nvidia’s $150 billion boss Jensen H
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The Parents Suing Schools Because Their Kids Got Bad Grades
Is your school determined to crush your chance of attending an Ivy? Sorry, I mean't your progeny (same thing). Avi, Ari and Max Spritzler are ready to fight for your rights until you children get what they richly deserve: A ticket to seven figure income. The Parents Suing Schools Because Their Kids Got Bad Grades In Silicon Valley and beyond, families are pressuring teachers or calling lawyers over classroom clashes, from a recess squabble to an essay flagged as ‘76% AI’ By Z
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18 hours ago4 min read
Why High Beef Prices Are Here to Stay
These ladies are family. I don't like this one bit. I also don't take kindly to the prospect of a bunch of illegal cattle trying to sneak into this country from Brazil. On the other hand, this is a job for the FDA, not ICE. Why High Beef Prices Are Here to Stay The shrinking U.S. cattle herd is putting meatpackers out of business, fracturing the supply chain; ‘so difficult to get that capacity back’ By Patrick Thomas Nov. 9, 2026 EAGLE MOUNTAIN, Utah—Tyson Foods TSN 0.30%inc
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22 hours ago9 min read
Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank
Power Spank vs Power Slap. I'm sorry I prefer Olympic Beach Volleyball. I'm against violence of any kind and gratuitous sex. Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank Josh Peter, USA TODAY Updated Nov. 10, 2026 The Lingerie Fighting Championships event held in Clearwater, Florida, on Oct. 11 was not your ordinary, scantily clad women’s wrestling show. It also featured the debut of Power Spank, in which similarly dressed women slap each other on
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22 hours ago3 min read
I Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter
There's nothing I find more infuriating than when the Dark Lord does not act like the Dark Lord. Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter The letter, which former President Joseph R. Biden Jr. details in a new book, is remarkable for a warm tone starkly at odds with his predecessor’s public comments. By Tyler Pager, NY Times Nov. 10, 2026 In his first week in office, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. told reporters that his immediate predecesso
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22 hours ago4 min read
OMG. There's no shame in being an incredible pussy!
You know who said "The meek shall inherit the earth"? Well do you? Jesus Fing Christ. That's who! So tell me that Gen Z "human being" lacks a pair. They have feelings and just want to be held in the womb. Have you no compassion. You're a monster.
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1 day ago1 min read
Snitz mansplains how people are eating.
A Changing Recipe for Americans’ Food-Buying Habits Gallup Polling Nov 10, 2026 Grocery Shopping: The share of Americans ordering their groceries online at least weekly has reached 15%, the highest since Gallup first began measuring it in 2017. The share of people shopping for groceries in person at least weekly has fallen to 74%, down from roughly 80% between 2017 and 2022. Dining Out and Takeout: Weekly dining out is less common among Americans, with 39% doing so today, com
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1 day ago1 min read
How Donald Trump lost Texas
Texas has the ability, along with Florida to lead America's economic growth for the next two decades. To accomplish that the state needs to remain pro business, allow data centers which generate their own electricity & ancillary business which feed off of (Permian basin is great op for such) and stop angering Hispanics. How Donald Trump lost Texas Robert Bryce, NY Post November 10, 2026 Everything is bigger in Texas. And that now includes the epic repudiation of Donald Trump
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1 day ago5 min read
A Spritzler Report shout out to Nvidia CEO's wife!
I'd like to personally extend our best wishes to Alice, Spritzler Spritzler & Spritzler Law's newest client. This isn't a betrayal by your husband, rather think of it as a new beginning for you (& an exceptional opportunity for us). Jensen Huang lobbied ‘very good friend’ Trump for more Nvidia sales to China while ‘caught in Beijing’s honeytrap’ By Emily Goodin, Ronny Reyes and Vivi Lin Published Nov. 10, 2026, 5:00 a.m. ET SAN FRANCISCO — Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang made himself
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1 day ago6 min read
Blue states want trans athletes competing against females?
I don't find this video funny. Honestly, why does the Report support this type of trash? Even Blue States Support Female Athletes Voters back ballot measures that reject the Democrats’ most extreme orthodoxies. By Corey DeAngelis Nov. 9, 2026 5:10 pm ET Election workers process mail-in ballots in Brighton, Colo., Oct. 30. Kevin Mohatt/Reuters No one should be tempted to take last week’s election results as an endorsement of the Democrats’ most extreme positions on social iss
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1 day ago3 min read
I told you so. Pairing data centers and electricity generation. Tesla!
Southern states like Florida and Texas have more business friendly policies, right to work laws, and a massive supply of immigrants which will soon become a skilled workforce for construction. Texas also has massive reserves of natural gas which will pair nicely with companies who want to build data centers (without causing electric prices to rise). Data Centers will be magnets for business expansion, more hiring and more investment. That means growth baby. And Illinois? Le
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1 day ago2 min read
How much AI does your Dr use? Improving approval new drugs?
BTW, you should not use recreational drugs. Only drugs provided by big pharma. This isn't for fun. Capiche? Future of Health Care By Caitlin Owens and Adriel Bettelheim, Axios News Nov 10, 2026 1 big number: AI use by clinicians Nearly 9 in 10 health providers (89%) report using an AI tool or chatbot for work tasks in the past year, though comparatively few have received any formal training, according to a new West Health-Gallup survey out today. The big picture: Health
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Germany's main parties are cratering? Lessons for the US?
Have a government that's anti business, where you have high taxes and can't fire anyone and? You're dead meat. Not to mention the illegal immigration problem which has been many times worse than anything the US has ever experienced. Ergo the new Middle Eastern transplants don't play nice with the other kids in the sandbox. Germany’s mainstream parties are on the brink of oblivion Leon Mangasarian Monday, November 9, 2026 The old Federal Republic of Germany is dead. The two p
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2 days ago7 min read
China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair?
China is the real loser from the Jensen Huang affair Matthew Lynn, The Spectator Monday, November 9, 2026 The pictures will be all over the internet. Social media will be buzzing with memes, the Netflix dramatization is probably already being scripted, while even the usually sober financial press will have something a lot racier than tariffs and currency swaps to write about. The affair between the Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and the Chinese “honeytrap” agent Alice Huang makes fo
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2 days ago4 min read
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