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Globally are dogs or cats favored as pets? No not for dinner stupid?
We don't have sufficient extra food in the house to support another "mouth". I'm not walking anything or anyone. I don't do litter. October 11, 2026 | The World Population Review The Great Pet Divide, Country by Country What our choice of companion says about how we live. 1. The World’s Dog Superpowers When it comes to sheer numbers, a few countries are home to enormous dog populations. 🇺🇸 The United States leads the world with about 89.7 million dogs, according to Wor
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5 minutes ago3 min read
Bill Maher shits on Frats
I'm glad John Belushi isn't alive to see this. Bluto is going down.
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4 hours ago1 min read
Tiger King's co-star has tiger kill intruder?
I blame Kelloggs for this. I always thought Tony was our friend. ‘Tiger King’ star Carole Baskin tells Post that ‘tiger was doing nothing wrong’ when it mauled UK zoo intruder By Shane Galvin and Daniel Cody Published Oct. 10, 2026, 8:52 p.m. ET “Tiger King” star Carole Baskin pleaded with authorities not to kill a tiger that mauled a man who got in its enclosure at a British zoo on Saturday — insisting the beast “was not doing anything wrong.” The famous big-cat activist exp
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4 hours ago3 min read
Scott Bessent does not like Pocahontas
This is an affront to indigenous people everywhere. I think it's deplorable to admonish Ms Warren simply because she happens to be an American Indian. & isn't versed in economics. I have a great many friends who are effective leaders without having a knowledge of rudimentary mathematics, finance, blah blah blah. Actually, on second thought...perhaps not.
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13 hours ago1 min read
Since when is terrorizing an apartment building with a machete illegal!
There's one reason this guy is in trouble. Yup, he's a black dude from the DR! Otherwise he'd be gainfully employed and not terrorizing people. He needs a warm hug not incarceration. Deep down he's a good guy...who occassionally tries to kill people (every once in a while). ‘Criminal illegal’ migrant shot by ICE terrorized NYC apartment building with machete: ‘Menace to society’ By Tina Moore, Adry Torres and Sonya Gugliara, NY Post Published Oct. 10, 2026 Updated Oct. 1
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17 hours ago4 min read
Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’
What's missing here are reasonable role models that can honestly talk about human sexuality without resorting to the kind of depraved hijinx that Cornell is apparently know for. I only wish that Norm was still alive. He could have been a shining light to lost Cornell students looking for healthy intimacy. Cornell handed students raunchy sex checklist discussing ‘three partners at a time’ — which could’ve led to frat orgies: critics By David Spector, NY Post Published Oct. 1
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17 hours ago3 min read
Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky
Excuse me. You suffering from hearing loss? We need the oil. Cut the shit or we will cut you off. Capiche? Trump Calls On Ukraine to Stop Hitting Russian Refineries—and Replace Zelensky The clash marks a new low point in White House relations with Kyiv as Russia escalates its bombing of Ukrainian cities By Marcus Walker and Robbie Gramer, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 4:00 pm ET President Trump called on Ukraine to replace Volodymyr Zelensky and pressured Kyiv to stop airstrikes agains
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17 hours ago4 min read
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Ziehan: The revolution in higher education. Trade schools?
As I've been saying!
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22 hours ago1 min read
A Nobel Prize for Hating Israel
How about parking the Gerald Ford Carrier Group outside Oslo. I've had just about enough of this sheet! A Nobel Prize for Hating Israel The last thing the award to Navi Pillay will do is promote the cause of peace. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 9, 2026 5:54 pm ET It’s possible that the Nobel Committee will someday bestow its peace prize on a less worthy recipient than Navanethem “Navi” Pillay, but we doubt it. The Oslo worthies this year have honored an 85-year-old South
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1 day ago3 min read
Trump goes off on Norway for awarding Nobel Peace Prize to ‘mystery woman’ — claims he deserves ‘eight’ medals
Sir, have you any idea how many Pulitzers I've been awarded? Have you! Zero! Any justice in that? Get in line. BTW, Nobody likes a whiner. Trump goes off on Norway for awarding Nobel Peace Prize to ‘mystery woman’ — claims he deserves ‘eight’ medals By Victor Nava, NY Post Published Oct. 9, 2026, 9:41 p.m. ET President Trump made the case Friday that he deserves eight Nobel Peace Prize medals, as he railed against Norway for snubbing him for a second-straight year. “Today
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1 day ago2 min read
This Lollipop Could Help Blind Women Independently Detect Pregnancy
This Lollipop Could Help Blind Women Independently Detect Pregnancy Design student Sneha Rao is developing Tact, an edible pregnancy test that allows people with vision impairment to feel its results on their tongues Ramsha Waseem | Innovation Correspondent Smithsonian Magazine October 6, 2026 Sneha Rao, a 27-year-old master’s student in design at Carnegie Mellon University, can trace the inspiration for her invention back to a 2020 article in the Wall Street Journal. In it,
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1 day ago8 min read
Thieves pull off Italy’s biggest-ever wine heist, stealing 30,000 bottles worth 5 million euros
I've done a carefully analysis with Claude (below) and I think cybercrime or robbing a bank is a far superior option. Good luck unloading the cargo without getting pinched. About 95,000 lb (roughly 43 metric tons), and it would take around 20–28 Sprinter vans. Weight A full 750 ml bottle weighs about 2.6–3.3 lb, depending on the glass. Heavy “premium” bottles sit at the high end, and Champagne bottles are heavier still. A 12-bottle case, including cardboard, usually weighs 35
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1 day ago3 min read
US to livestream Army firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter, Pentagon says
I'd watch but I'm already having people over to watch KC v Rams that night. Besides I prefer the gridiron. It's less violent. US to livestream Army firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter, Pentagon says By Phil Stewart Thu, October 8, 2026 By Phil Stewart WASHINGTON, Oct 8 (Reuters) - The US will livestream the Army's upcoming firing squad execution of a gunman who killed 13 people at the Fort Hood military base in 2009, the Pentagon said, in what would be an unprecedent
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1 day ago4 min read
He's a monster but he's got diesel!
Vlad isn't all bad. Trump strikes deal with Putin to get diesel in sharp reversal of US policy weeks before midterms President Donald Trump thanked Russian President Vladimir Putin Friday for a deal to supply the U.S. with Russian diesel, saying it would bring “massive amounts of oil” ahead of the midterm elections. The deal comes after Trump signed a sweeping sanctions law against Russia last month. By MICHELLE L. PRICE and COLLIN BINKLEY, AP News October 9, 2026 WASHINGTON
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1 day ago6 min read
Was the guy shot by ICE in NYC a law abiding dude?
This doesn't fit into a neat narrative. The guy shot was a real criminal (see below). Bad guy who shouldn't be on the street. That's doesn't mean ICE handled this well however. "ICE said Belgal’s criminal record includes a criminal conviction for grand larceny and arrests for assault, robbery, possession of drugs and weapons possession. Belgal has two arrests in New York City, according to the NYPD. One arrest was robbery in 2023, after which he pleaded guilty to fourth-degr
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2 days ago9 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
How badly has Voldemort screwed up oil prices.
Hey wait a minute. This can't be right? Wait it's worse? Yup! Oil peaked at $100 per barrel under Obama. That was back in 2014. Adjust for inflation and thats $141/barrel. I don't recall the Boy Wonder getting any media flack at the time? Hmm. I had Claude dig deeper below.
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2 days ago1 min read
Teacher at elite $33K private school groomed, sexually assaulted boy on class trip
John Holmes, the victim, was despondent at a recent press conference, "She forced herself on me and before I knew it I was on a depraved orgasmic rollercoaster. It was the best night of my life. I'm deeply hurt...I wonder if she & the Warden might consider allowing overnight visits while she's doing time". Teacher at elite $33K private school groomed, sexually assaulted boy on class trip By Ronny Reyes Published Oct. 8, 2026, 12:51 p.m. ET A teacher at an elite private scho
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2 days ago2 min read
Samsung's profit goes up 9 times. Making computer chips baby!
Spritzler Technologies a spin off of the popular Tabloid is set to open its Lubbock, Tx megachip factory in June of 2027. Said the CEO "how tough can it be, Samsung can do it". Samsung is forecasting a record $80 billion quarterly profit on AI chip demand The South Korean chipmaker projected a nearly ninefold jump in third-quarter operating profit, the first time any tech company has topped 100 trillion won in a single quarter By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated October 8,
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2 days ago2 min read
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