Listen, the fact that I have estates all seven continents does not mean I was born into privilege. I'm simply a con artist. Sorry, a successful con artist. It is true however I own a Gulfstream G700 and have ordered a new McLaren W1. No stupid, the G700 is the jet.

I have made it abundantly clear to our children, Muffy, Middleton and Murgatroid that they can ship my ass to some memory care facility if they like, I will continue to produce the Report! How Far Would a Daughter Go to Save Her Aging Parents From Self-Neglect? Millions of adult children face agonizing decisions when their parents can no longer care for themselves By Clare Ansberry, WSJ July 4, 2026 11:04 am ET Nonie Heystek’s dad and stepmother were showing signs of dementi

Obama and the rest of Hollywood's illuminati are happy to spend their energy throwing spears at the Dark Lord. Of course that's never worked and doesn't move the dial. Do they generate political gravitas to produce some reasonable Democratic contenders for our highest office or Congress? No we get Graham Platner, AOC, Mamdani and more progressive savants. They threaten the financial interests of big tech, AI, energy and defense industries who will rally behind the GOP to prot

I know what you're thinking? I bet Chicago's just as bad. Nice work hotshot. Claude says: BTW the way, NYC spends about 25-30% more per kid to screw up their education. Proficiency levels are comparably low. On the most recent Illinois Report Card, just 43% of CPS students in third through eighth grade read at grade level in 2025 and only 27% could perform math proficiently, with 11th graders at 40% reading proficiency and 25% math proficiency on the ACT. That already looks

It does have some literary panache to it! Bravo Belgium! Voldemort is going to raise tariffs on your pathetic ass Wednesday. Belgium trolls US with savage two-word message after World Cup knockout By Michael Blinn, NY Post Published July 6, 2026 Belgium had a simple — and savage — postgame message for the U.S. on Monday night. “Overturn this,” the Red Devils’ official X account posted alongside a photo of star Romelu Lukaku in the moment after their dominant 4-1 win over the

I know what you're thinking. People living alone get a dog or a cat which is less trouble than a human. Wrong! Gemini tells me that For single adults living alone: Dog Ownership: Approximately 33.1% own a dog. (Broken down as 23.4% owning only dogs, and 9.7% owning both dogs and cats). Cat Ownership: Approximately 25.1% own a cat. (Broken down as 15.4% owning only cats, and 9.7% owning both cats and dogs). By comparison, more than 51% of single-adult households do not own a

There are two things I know to be true. You should not be wasting your time watching soccer. Trust me on this. Voldemort should not be wasting time watching soccer. Belgium Ends Team USA’s World Cup Run After Political Firestorm Folarin Balogun returned to the lineup after an intervention by President Trump. But he couldn’t carry the Americans to their first quarterfinal since 2002 as the U.S. slumped to a 4-1 defeat. By Joshua Robinson and Andrew Beaton, WSJ Updated July 6,

OMG, fire up a nazi tattoo act like a rapist...boom...you're no longer Senate material. Chaos in Maine By Hans Nichols, Axios News July 06, 2026 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer called on Graham Platner to "immediately" end his campaign, throwing the Maine Senate race into chaos just four months before Election Day. Why it matters: Maine was the Democrats' best opportunity to flip a Senate seat. Now, it has become Schumer's worst nightmare. Schumer and his fellow New Yor

Err...we don't judge here at the Report. Who am I kidding...if it walks like a duck! Graham Platner’s ex Jenny Racicot accuses him of rape, says Maine Senate hopeful was ‘very drunk and wouldn’t take no for an answer’ By Ryan King, NY Post Published July 6, 2026 WASHINGTON — An ex-girlfriend of scandal-scarred Graham Platner alleged that the Maine Senate hopeful broke into her home and raped her almost five years ago. Maine resident Jenny Racicot came forward with the accusat

We also lead the world in eating! July 06, 2026 Inside the Countries Reinventing Modern Medicine World Population Review How innovation, prevention, and technology are reshaping medicine worldwide. Healthcare is changing faster than ever. Around the world, a handful of countries are pioneering breakthroughs that could help people live longer, healthier lives while making healthcare more effective and affordable. Whether you're thinking about your future health ❤️, retirement

Scared Hakeem Jeffries rolls out the red carpet for DSA extremists — while they prep to feast on his carcass By Kirsten Fleming, NY Post Published July 5, 2026, 9:43 p.m. ET House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) speaks to the media outside the Capitol Building in Washington, DC, June 30, 2026. Hakeem Jeffries is rolling out the welcome mat for the people who want his head mounted on their trophy wall. The House minority leader offered a hearty “welcome aboard” to state

Voldemort had deployed the Gerald Ford Carrier Group outside FIFA headquarters in Zurick Switzerland. FIFA agreed agreed to relent hours before a planned invasion to occur at 4:32 GMT. How US Soccer got Folarin Balogun’s suspension overturned — including Trump’s phone call By Mark Cannizzaro, NY POst Published July 5, 2026 SEATTLE — At the end of the day — a day before the most significant match in U.S. men’s soccer history — justice was served. Folarin Balogun, the dynamic

Wallethub produced the chart below. I wondered what might explain this. Had Claude produce the chart below. Anything jump out at you? States that are pro business and anti union leaning; shocker attract workers, new companies and new residents. Places like NY and Chicago? Lose all of those.

I think the city's First Comrade is clearly in love with Trotsky Jr. And BTW towers over the Gov (to her right) who she could handily body slam with one arm. By the way, I celebrated the last two nights, right here in the USA with pyrotechnic displays. Arlington Heights is party of America's breadbasket...where we celebrate the Christian ideals the formed the bedrock of our constitution! Oh, wait a minute. I'm Jewish. Mamdani’s wife Rama Duwaji ditches America 250 bash for

At the height of the Vietnam War, when protests were erupting at college campuses and protest songs filled the airwaves Richard Nixon beat George McGovern in the 1972 election 520 to 17. Yup the second largest electoral majority in this nation's history. Less you think there's not a silent majority (Nixon's term at the time) who having voting on the issue of immigration is now ready to pounce on the idea that communism is on the march. AOC, Mandami and the others are about

I've lost track of the number of cars I've hit while being high on model cement. The poor guy may have meant to "hit" the car, but he did not mean to "run". That was an accident. He's an honorable man and a good husband to one of this nation's true patriots. I am not joking! Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul faces charges in Napa Valley hit-and-run By Ross O'Keefe Published July 4, 2026 Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul, is facing hit-and-run charges after allegedly smashing his conver

Honestly, Miki has had to live in the shadow of Chesnut here entire life. She's never gotten the rccognition she's deserved...why because she's a woman. I can no longer watch this contest. It's too painful. Joey Chestnut wins 4th of July Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest for unrivaled 18th time By Katherine Donlevy, Angela Barbuti and Sofia Poznansky Published July 4, 2026 Joey “Jaws” Chestnut gobbled his way to victory once again at the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July hot do

The average American teenager spends over three hours per day reading the Spritzler Report, having their brain filled with tabloid propaganda. No wonder their addicted to cheap drugs and sex. Sorry, I meant cheap sex and drugs. Majority of Americans support banning social media for kids under 16 By Jeffrey Gottfried and Monica Anderson, Pew Research July 1, 2026 Nearly six-in-ten U.S. adults support banning anyone under the age of 16 from using social media sites, according