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7 Cornell rapists get to write essay as their punishment?
I hope this doesn't hurt the college's reputation. Honestly, they offer students a terrific value...especially if they're on a massive trust fund. DA reopens probe into 7 Cornell frat bros who allegedly drugged, gang-raped student — and were given essay to ‘mitigate conduct’ By Zoe Hussain, NY Post Published Sep. 27, 2026 Prosecutors in central New York are reopening an investigation into sickening allegations that seven Cornell University frat brothers horrifically drugged
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2 hours ago6 min read
Some Republicans Issue a New Call on Trump’s War With Iran: End It Now
End the war? Oh, really? Iran is just going to open the Strait and turn the other cheek. That's ridiculous. There's one way out of this: Forward! China, all Middle East nations, Europe all don't want us to leave before we finish what we started. The crybabies have no plan B. My opinion, this will work...but not as fast as we'd like. Whether this was avoidable is debatable but we're here now. Some Republicans Issue a New Call on Trump’s War With Iran: End It Now As their
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2 hours ago5 min read
It used to take only 5 years to get a US Nuclear Plant approved?
Yup, until the mid 1070s, before Three Mile Island, it took little time to get an new plant approved and we were on a tear. The red tape that stopped this was a massive mistake. Think if like France we had 70% of our electricity from this source? Unlimited power, no emissions. Great video explaining what went wrong.
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2 hours ago1 min read
Maher: Accidental collab between GOP and Dems?
I find it shocking that both Left and Right leaning readers find the Spritzler Report refreshing. I'm a silver tongued devil. You're welcome!
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2 hours ago1 min read
Colleges Once Saw High Tuition as a Sign of Quality. Now They’re Slashing Prices.
The slashing is just beginning. It's about time. Yes, a college degree is a good investment compared to no HS follow up, but the current top tier school bill of $100k per year is ridiculous. Of course the folks running those institutions haven't figured that out yet. No, they aren't living in an Ivory Tower. They're living a a sealed bubble. Colleges Once Saw High Tuition as a Sign of Quality. Now They’re Slashing Prices. As more families balk at costs, some schools are st
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2 hours ago5 min read
The AI Build-Out Is Becoming the Biggest Economic Bet in U.S. History
I'm all in on this. The Spritzler Report's new Data Center will be wildly overpriced but will allow my to slash my payroll. No Christmas bonus this year baby! The AI Build-Out Is Becoming the Biggest Economic Bet in U.S. History Data-center spending is greater than that for the canals, railroads and grid combined—creating jobs and wealth but also boosting inflation By Konrad Putzier and Justin Lahart, WSJ Sept. 23, 2026 9:00 pm ET The AI build-out is on track to become the
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Sep 160 min read
Voldemort to arm Israel with new toys?
Ok, you ready for harsh? Better strap in and throw back a stiff drink. How we got here or whether it was wise is a subject for another day. Nobody wants the Dark Lord to leave until the job is done. Not China, not the other Arab states and certainly not Europe. There's one way "out" and that's "forward". Iran may or may not fear Voldemort, but they sure as hell fear Bibi. Notice they've recently bombed everybody but Israel, with good reason. They've seen what Israel did to
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Sep 164 min read
All of Ed Sheeran’s openers— including Finneas— ditch tour after Macklemore fiasco
Thomas Spritzler yesterday echoed a similar story, his Make Muslim Americans Great Again Tour again losing headliners. "I had Sonny Hoskins, Whoopi and Oprah signed and now...I'm once again alone. Apparently they've accused me of being without morals. What the f-ck is that supposed to mean?" Sources close to Al Jazeera claim the Spritzler's recent shouting match in a Manhattan Lobby with AOC angered many of his fans. All of Ed Sheeran’s openers— including Finneas— ditch to
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Sep 162 min read
Iran war will enter ‘much different phase in a couple of months,’ JD Vance tells The Post
Hmmm, a couple of months? Like after the midterms? Unless Voldemort looses both houses it's fair to assume the "bomb the shit out of them" phase may begin or the "let Israel do that Gaza thing they do so well" may fire up as well? ran war will enter ‘much different phase in a couple of months,’ JD Vance tells The Post By Josh Christenson, NY Post Published Sep. 15, 2026 The US conflict with Iran will enter a “much different phase in a couple of months,” Vice President JD Vanc
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Sep 163 min read
Sidney Sweeney should be ashamed of herself
If the actress wants to flaunt her toned abs, she should have the decency to at the very least learn how to play beach volleyball! Perhaps someday, she'll have the opportunity to play on the olympic stage and not sexualize sports.
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Sep 161 min read
JD Vance urges high turnout in 2026 midterms to keep ‘crazies’ out of office with Trump agenda on the line
Our nation's future is on the line and you choose to read about Kelsea's abs and in the process objectify women? What's wrong with you. Skip the next article, show a little maturity and read about JD Vance. And for god sakes don't even think about that new Sidney Sweeney ad. Focus for god's sake! Kelsea Ballerini flaunts her abs in red bikini as she rings in her 33rd birthday By Lori A Bashian, Fox News Published Sep. 16, 2026 Kelsea Ballerini is celebrating her birthday in
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Sep 164 min read
Trump called Nvidia's Jensen Huang live onstage to call AI safety concerns 'a hoax'
The hysteria is fueled by the same fanatics who claim the Spritzler Report is bad for your mental health. Trump called Nvidia's Jensen Huang live onstage to call AI safety concerns 'a hoax' The Nvidia CEO answered a call from the president while he was onstage at a summit. Put on speakerphone for the crowd, Trump called data centers "the oil of the next 20, 25 years" By Quartz Staff Updated September 15, 2026 Trump called Nvidia's Jensen Huang live onstage to call AI safety c
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Sep 162 min read
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Sep 160 min read
Why is the incidence of autism growing?
Very well presented.
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Sep 151 min read
The Stagnant Housing Market Is About to Face a 7% Mortgage
Of course nobody will buy your home right now. Relax, you like your neighbors. Not the right time. The Stagnant Housing Market Is About to Face a 7% Mortgage The housing market is approaching the highest mortgage rate since January 2025, likely spooking home buyers and home builders even more By Nicholas G. Miller, WSJ Sept. 15, 2026 5:30 am ET U.S. mortgage rates are closing in on 7% for the first time since January 2025, threatening to further discourage prospective home
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Sep 156 min read
The cynical genius of Sydney Sweeney’s latest advert
Ever heard of Gracie Kramer, the gymnast who's complaining about Sweeney? That's her next door on her TikTok channel (where she also poses in a host of bikinis, leotards and other trending fashion). Of course she's pissed because Sweeney can sell products than she can't. Sweeney is a fricking market juggernaut! And while I applaud Sweeney's physique I've decided to fight for women's rights by boycotting this sports betting site. I'm a social justice warrior. And don't wa
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Sep 154 min read
Zelensky’s strategy is national suicide
Authored by Ukraine's press secretary from 2019-2021. Zelensky’s strategy is national suicide By Iuliia Mendel, The Spectator Tuesday, September 15, 2026 For Americans who follow the Russian-Ukrainian war, the past few months must look very strange. In the first half of summer, the story from Kyiv – and the many western media outlets that repeated it – was that Ukraine was winning. Then, not long after the NATO summit in July, Kyiv announced it lacked the interceptors to prev
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Sep 155 min read
Chinese Students Are Lapping U.S. Children
Yes, but they don't play travel soccer. Nor do they trend on Instagram. Chinese Students Are Lapping U.S. Children The latest global education comparisons show the real competitive threat. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Sept. 14, 2026 6:01 pm ET Politicians of both parties fret that the U.S. is losing ground to China, though their remedy is usually more industrial policy. A report last week from the Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) laid bare in dispiriting det
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Sep 152 min read
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