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10 minutes ago0 min read
Every year following midterms the SP500 has moved in one direction?
What's the best thing for America's business engine and economy? Gridlock. The type that typically occurs during midterm elections (when the incumbant President loses a house or two). Yup, if our government can get out of the way and stop screwing things up...things go better! Surprised? Yes Trump is unpopular (38% approval rating) as was Obama at the same time in his presidency (42%). But Congress! In the teens baby. Gallop has their approval rating at 14%. And this week?
snitzoid
13 minutes ago1 min read
Wait! You mean the husband introduced his wife to the Nvidia CEO? Deliciously sick.
This couple represents everything that John F Kennedy held sacrosanct about patriotism: "Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country," A Mystery Businessman Introduced Jensen Huang to His Paramour. It Was Her Husband. Kang Wei appeared to accept that his wife Alice Huang was in a romantic relationship and spoke openly of her closeness to the Nvidia chief By Lingling Wei, WSJ Nov. 11, 2026 11:03 pm ET Before the affair that now threatens his j
snitzoid
28 minutes ago5 min read
Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair
Hey, be not quick to judge. On a positive she's absolutely not a Chinese spy. Plus she got a very good performance review. No stupid not that type of performance, I mean at work! Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair revealed in wake of Chinese ‘spy’ scandal. By Ariel Zilber, Ella Morrison and Vivi Lin, NY Post Published Nov. 11, 2026, 5:41 p.m. ET Jensen Huang’s future as Nvidia’s chief executive was hanging by a thread Wednesday night, with the chi
snitzoid
11 hours ago4 min read
Snitz explains how to entrap your adversaries with a "honeytrap".
I would like to formally apologize for being a man. Most us are bunch of baboons where the little head does the thinking for the big head. Not me however, I'm highly evolved. Long live honeytraps! AI can't approximate feminine guile Wednesday, November 11, 2026, 11:19 AM Sean Thomas, The Spectator Jensen Huang, CEO of NVIDIA (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) By now you’ve surely seen the photographs. In one, a silver-haired man in a black leather jacket sits beside a slim,
snitzoid
16 hours ago4 min read
If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat
The Fat Lady has not sung yet. There's plenty of time for Iran and Putin to resolve and the Dems to drive again off a cliff, in time for 2028. Kate Smith and I will be singing God Bless America tonight at the Lincolnshire Marriot. If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat Truman’s lesson for Iran: History often vindicates difficult decisions that exact a political price. By Tim Sheehy, WSJ Nov. 10, 2026 I’ll spare you another political postmortem of the Republic
snitzoid
19 hours ago3 min read
Does ChatGPT make money? Yet?
Until recently for every dollar Open AI earned (ChatGPT gross revenue) they lost about 65 cents. The same was true for Anthropic (Claude). In the past year, Claude has started to turn a profit. Both platforms are approaching their four year anniversary from launch. How does this compare to the trajectory of Amazon, which also operated at a loss as it was growing and gaining traction? The company launched in 2001 took approx 6.5 years to clock it's first profitable quarter a
snitzoid
22 hours ago3 min read
The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal
Said Report CEO Thomas Huang, "Alice and I are work collegues only. We may have shared hotel accomidations on occassion to save money. I remain happily married and faithfull to my wife". The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal Alice Huang, who U.S. intelligence determined is a Chinese asset, emerged from the high-flying world of Shanghai finance to work with tech titans and obtain essential A.I. chips. By Paul MozurAna SwansonTripp Mickle and Michael Forsythe, NY Tim
snitzoid
1 day ago8 min read
Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover
Jensen Huang today forceful proclaimed, "This is complete nonsense. The only thing Alice flooded me with, is the best sex of the previous two, no three decades. And for the record I'm proundly sorry I got caught." Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover — and bragged about her access to him By Vivi Lin and Emily Lefroy, NY Post Nov. 10, 2026 SAN FRANCISCO — Accused spy Alice Huang flaunted her access to Nvidia’s $150 billion boss Jensen H
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The Parents Suing Schools Because Their Kids Got Bad Grades
Is your school determined to crush your chance of attending an Ivy? Sorry, I mean't your progeny (same thing). Avi, Ari and Max Spritzler are ready to fight for your rights until you children get what they richly deserve: A ticket to seven figure income. The Parents Suing Schools Because Their Kids Got Bad Grades In Silicon Valley and beyond, families are pressuring teachers or calling lawyers over classroom clashes, from a recess squabble to an essay flagged as ‘76% AI’ By Z
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1 day ago4 min read
Why High Beef Prices Are Here to Stay
These ladies are family. I don't like this one bit. I also don't take kindly to the prospect of a bunch of illegal cattle trying to sneak into this country from Brazil. On the other hand, this is a job for the FDA, not ICE. Why High Beef Prices Are Here to Stay The shrinking U.S. cattle herd is putting meatpackers out of business, fracturing the supply chain; ‘so difficult to get that capacity back’ By Patrick Thomas Nov. 9, 2026 EAGLE MOUNTAIN, Utah—Tyson Foods TSN 0.30%inc
snitzoid
2 days ago9 min read
Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank
Power Spank vs Power Slap. I'm sorry I prefer Olympic Beach Volleyball. I'm against violence of any kind and gratuitous sex. Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank Josh Peter, USA TODAY Updated Nov. 10, 2026 The Lingerie Fighting Championships event held in Clearwater, Florida, on Oct. 11 was not your ordinary, scantily clad women’s wrestling show. It also featured the debut of Power Spank, in which similarly dressed women slap each other on
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
I Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter
There's nothing I find more infuriating than when the Dark Lord does not act like the Dark Lord. Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter The letter, which former President Joseph R. Biden Jr. details in a new book, is remarkable for a warm tone starkly at odds with his predecessor’s public comments. By Tyler Pager, NY Times Nov. 10, 2026 In his first week in office, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. told reporters that his immediate predecesso
snitzoid
2 days ago4 min read
OMG. There's no shame in being an incredible pussy!
You know who said "The meek shall inherit the earth"? Well do you? Jesus Fing Christ. That's who! So tell me that Gen Z "human being" lacks a pair. They have feelings and just want to be held in the womb. Have you no compassion. You're a monster.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
Snitz mansplains how people are eating.
A Changing Recipe for Americans’ Food-Buying Habits Gallup Polling Nov 10, 2026 Grocery Shopping: The share of Americans ordering their groceries online at least weekly has reached 15%, the highest since Gallup first began measuring it in 2017. The share of people shopping for groceries in person at least weekly has fallen to 74%, down from roughly 80% between 2017 and 2022. Dining Out and Takeout: Weekly dining out is less common among Americans, with 39% doing so today, com
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
How Donald Trump lost Texas
Texas has the ability, along with Florida to lead America's economic growth for the next two decades. To accomplish that the state needs to remain pro business, allow data centers which generate their own electricity & ancillary business which feed off of (Permian basin is great op for such) and stop angering Hispanics. How Donald Trump lost Texas Robert Bryce, NY Post November 10, 2026 Everything is bigger in Texas. And that now includes the epic repudiation of Donald Trump
snitzoid
2 days ago5 min read
A Spritzler Report shout out to Nvidia CEO's wife!
I'd like to personally extend our best wishes to Alice, Spritzler Spritzler & Spritzler Law's newest client. This isn't a betrayal by your husband, rather think of it as a new beginning for you (& an exceptional opportunity for us). Jensen Huang lobbied ‘very good friend’ Trump for more Nvidia sales to China while ‘caught in Beijing’s honeytrap’ By Emily Goodin, Ronny Reyes and Vivi Lin Published Nov. 10, 2026, 5:00 a.m. ET SAN FRANCISCO — Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang made himself
snitzoid
2 days ago6 min read
Blue states want trans athletes competing against females?
I don't find this video funny. Honestly, why does the Report support this type of trash? Even Blue States Support Female Athletes Voters back ballot measures that reject the Democrats’ most extreme orthodoxies. By Corey DeAngelis Nov. 9, 2026 5:10 pm ET Election workers process mail-in ballots in Brighton, Colo., Oct. 30. Kevin Mohatt/Reuters No one should be tempted to take last week’s election results as an endorsement of the Democrats’ most extreme positions on social iss
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
I told you so. Pairing data centers and electricity generation. Tesla!
Southern states like Florida and Texas have more business friendly policies, right to work laws, and a massive supply of immigrants which will soon become a skilled workforce for construction. Texas also has massive reserves of natural gas which will pair nicely with companies who want to build data centers (without causing electric prices to rise). Data Centers will be magnets for business expansion, more hiring and more investment. That means growth baby. And Illinois? Le
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2 days ago2 min read
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