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Why the cybertruck failed and BYD's truck kicks it's ass!
The WSJ video below explains how Musk went off the rails designing an overpriced POS. What's more stunning is how China's BYD (the world's largest EV manuf) has build an pretty bomber plug in hybrid that crushes anything the US or Europe has produced. Dare I say Toyota might it's hands full with this bad boy. My take: Sadly you can't buy this in the US. It is however a great value and for folks who need a reliable, good lookng/well appointed track with crazy HP...a great op
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4 hours ago2 min read
Man temporarily trapped in city's new self-cleaning bathroom in West Town
I'd put this in the win column. There's no such thing as bad PR. Congrats to the City on a successful product launch. Man temporarily trapped in city's new self-cleaning bathroom in West Town Rosmary Sobol, Suntimes Nov 12, 2026 The man, who wasn't hurt, "didn't know how to get out," Wednesday, the debut of the free public restroom near the CTA's Blue Line station at Division. A man was "temporarily trapped" in the city's new self-cleaning bathroom in West Town Wednesday aft
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6 hours ago1 min read
Seniors Have Made Florida’s Southwest Coast America’s Richest Retirement Market
Did I mention there's no state income tax? Seniors Have Made Florida’s Southwest Coast America’s Richest Retirement Market Retired homeowners in the North Port-Sarasota-Bradenton area are sitting on more than $100 billion in home equity By Jessica Flint, WSJ | Video and photography by Tina Russell for WSJ Nov. 12, 2026 7:00 pm ET Along Florida’s southwest Gulf Coast across Sarasota and Manatee counties, the North Port-Sarasota-Bradenton area is the U.S.’s wealthiest retiree
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Degrees Lead Nowhere. Jobs Don’t Exist. Welcome to India’s Youth Revolt.
These kids need to discover the Who! Degrees Lead Nowhere. Jobs Don’t Exist. Welcome to India’s Youth Revolt. Graduates are spending months cramming for long-shot civil-service exams, but their frustration is fueling anger toward Modi’s ruling party By Stu Woo and Krishna Pokharel, WSJ Nov. 12, 2026 Unemployment for Indian graduates age 25 to 29 sits at 20%, and hits 40% for those under 25, fueling youth anger over a lack of white-collar jobs. MEERUT, India—Understanding the
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On Facebook and Instagram, Political Ads Are Increasingly Critical of Data Centers
Trying to stop or slow down data center development is akin to someone slowing down the computer or internet revolutions. This nation's ability to compete with China (our chief economic adversary) and grow GDP depends on them. New data centers will in short order have their own electric generation facilities (ergo won't negatively impact customer electricity prices). Who benefits from these ads? The Chinese. On Facebook and Instagram, Political Ads Are Increasingly Critical o
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Do you know what's in Cheetos?
I'm sticking to McDonalds fries.
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22 hours ago1 min read
Zeihan: China's manuf dominance will not last
Crushing once again. Want more cowbell? Snitz will provide!
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24 hours ago1 min read
Is Illinois going to get a millionaire's tax. Cook County voted "yes".
WTF. Easy on the gas grosshopper, let me mansplain this. The recent ballot measures showing high approval rates in Chicago and Cook County are simply expression of voter sentiment. For this tax to become law, it needs to be voted on and passed in Springfield (our state capital). The next window for that to occur is 2028 and legislatively it's an uphill battle. Below the story is an analysis of this subject by Gemini. Chicagoans embrace millionaire tax By Monica Eng, Axios N
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1 day ago3 min read
30 elite colleges and universities accused of cleverly bypassing Supreme Court block on affirmative action
Wait a f-cking minute! They are accusing Notre Dame! Not possible. They are doing god's work on Earth. I refuse to believe they would engage in such despicable behavior. What's next, attacks on their football national ranking? 30 elite colleges and universities accused of cleverly bypassing Supreme Court block on affirmative action By Ryan King, NY Post Published Nov. 12, 2026 Dozens of elite colleges and universities have been accused of finding a clever workaround to th
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Trump’s right — no more chasing Iran for a deal to end a war they’ve lost
You expect some sort of pithy joke to poke fun at our commander and chief in his time of need. No thank you. We don't do that here at the Report. Trump’s right — no more chasing Iran for a deal to end a war they’ve lost By Post Editorial Board, NY Post Published Nov. 12, 2026 President Donald Trump has it entirely right: The days for seeking “a deal with Iran” indeed “have long since passed.” Tehran refuses to back off what Secretary of State Marco Rubio calls its “outrageou
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1 day ago2 min read
Texas high school girls basketball brawl. Police called?
Said T Rocket Spritzler, head coach of Brenham High, "This is our first win over Bryan in 12 years and now it's nationally televised. Another win for our program. Thats not all! Mike Tyson will be the guest of honor at this weekends celebratory pep rally". Texas high school girls’ basketball game decends into chaos as adult bodyslams player during brawl By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Post Published Nov. 13, 2026, 1:03 a.m. ET A Texas girls’ high school basketball game devolved i
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Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says
Listen, I'd like to look away. I'm a moth drawn to the Jensen flame. Wait? Which of these women is #3? I'm having trouble keeping up. When can I hear about #4. Is this like an HBO series where there's anew contestant each week? Do Jensen own any shirts or jackets that aren't black? Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says By Alison Durkee, Forbes Nov 12, 2026 Now-former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had an extramarital affair with a second Nvidia e
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2 days ago2 min read
Which nation files the most patents
You know, I copywrite all material that appears in the Report, especially that which I lift from other organizations. I wonder if I could patent it? Where the Most AI Patents Are Filed A closer look at the global race in artificial intelligence. Patents are one of the clearest records of where new technology is being invented, and artificial intelligence is now one of the busiest fields of all. The counts show that one country has pulled far ahead, while others are growing f
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2 days ago4 min read
Palantir’s Alex Karp Suddenly Claims He’s a Progressive After Election
Report CEO T Snitz Esq. today announced that henceforth he will be a pony. BTW, Palantir is a massive government/defence contractor that runs giant data support operations for all sorts of clandestine sheet and spies on folks...really cloak and dagger stuff on a grand scale. Their about as progressive as Putin. Palantir’s Alex Karp Suddenly Claims He’s a Progressive After Election The New Republic Nov 12, 2026 Palantir’s CEO is trying to pivot after Democrats won an overwhelm
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2 days ago2 min read
OMG new gas powered electrict plants next to data centers
Give me a fricken break. Who cares! An extra 10% in return for having the technology that will usher in a revolution in productivity (like the computer or internet revolutions). Plus these new natural gas power stations will add to the grid and could actually reduce electricity costs overall. I pulled down the relevant data on Claude. As you can see, China dwarfs any emissions we produce with India in line to eclipse us in the near future as well. BloombergNEF warned data ce
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Every year following midterms the SP500 has moved in one direction?
What's the best thing for America's business engine and economy? Gridlock. The type that typically occurs during midterm elections (when the incumbant President loses a house or two). Yup, if our government can get out of the way and stop screwing things up...things go better! Surprised? Yes Trump is unpopular (38% approval rating) as was Obama at the same time in his presidency (42%). But Congress! In the teens baby. Gallop has their approval rating at 14%. And this week?
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2 days ago1 min read
Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair
Hey, be not quick to judge. On a positive she's absolutely not a Chinese spy. Plus she got a very good performance review. No stupid not that type of performance, I mean at work! Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair revealed in wake of Chinese ‘spy’ scandal. By Ariel Zilber, Ella Morrison and Vivi Lin, NY Post Published Nov. 11, 2026, 5:41 p.m. ET Jensen Huang’s future as Nvidia’s chief executive was hanging by a thread Wednesday night, with the chi
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3 days ago4 min read
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