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Wildfire destruction by the numbers
Quick, when did you last notice the air "sucked" and you couldn't safely exercise outside? The answer stupid is when smoke from a wildfire is blown into your area. The elephant in the room here is the pawltry amount spent on wildfire suppression each year, while the US spends infinately more on "global warming" crap which doesn't move the needle...while China continues to pollute the earth. Want some metrics. Snitz fired up Gemini. The point here, is if you want the air you
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6 minutes ago3 min read
Harvard's endowment revealed a $2.2 billion SpaceX stake — its largest single stock holding
I asked Gemini to take a look at the stock portion of Harvard's endowement. Holy sheet! More info below after the story. Ironic that most students and faculty at this institution hate Musk. Haha. Harvard's endowment revealed a $2.2 billion SpaceX stake — its largest single stock holding The holding in Space Exploration Technologies Corp. is the largest single stock position in Harvard's 13F filing, which shows $4.3 billion in U.S. equities By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Upd
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18 minutes ago3 min read
Victor David Hanson: What are we doing right now in Iran?
Great short analysis. To this I add, China, Europe and all Middle Eastern oil producing nations can't afford to have us leave...that is until the Straits are open again. Their livelihood depends on it.
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10 hours ago1 min read
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Why prescription drug prices are plunging?
Who love you? The Dark Lord love you! Why prescription drug prices are plunging By Courtenay Brown, Axios News Aug 17, 2026 A line chart that shows monthly year-over-year changes in prescription drug prices from January 2019 to July 2026. Prices ranged from down 3.1% in July 2026 to up 4.6% in February 2025. The series stayed mostly negative in 2021, turned positive through much of 2022-25, then fell below zero in 2026. America is experiencing its biggest prescription drug p
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24 hours ago2 min read
AOC’s sad fertility journey is the perfect example of the left and right’s divide on children and family
Hey, I don't see a 36 year old woman fighting her biological clock. I see a vibrant, beautiful communist ready to bring little Trotkys into the world. She's incredibly alluring. Miranda Devine: AOC’s sad fertility journey is the perfect example of the left and right’s divide on children and family By Miranda Devine Published Aug. 16, 2026 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has gone public with her plan to freeze her eggs. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s very public fertility journey i
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24 hours ago5 min read
Abandoned Homes in Baltimore Are Now Being Fought Over in Bidding Wars
You may be wondering why Chicago's home prices are rising faster than Baltimore even though our real estate tax have ramped like crazy (partially to offset the cratering of office valuations since the pandemic). It's "supply". Not enough housing has been built in our city. Abandoned Homes in Baltimore Are Now Being Fought Over in Bidding Wars America’s housing affordability crisis is leading more home buyers and flippers to give dilapidated Baltimore homes a fresh look Thousa
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24 hours ago6 min read


How Burger King Revamped Its Whopper and Overtook Wendy’s
Ok, I fired up Claude to determine which will kill you first, the Big Mac or the new revamped Whopper. Straight numbers first, then the verdict. Big Mac (McDonald's official figures): ~590 calories, 34g fat (11g saturated), 1,050mg sodium, 46g carbs, 25g protein. The revamped Whopper (Burger King's 2026 "Better Whopper" — new bun, creamier mayo): reviewer-measured nutrition puts it around 700-710 calories, 42g fat (12g saturated), 1,250mg sodium, 57g carbs, 34g protein. Older
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24 hours ago5 min read
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AOC needs to take back the sheet she said pre-pandemic?
I love James Carville saying AOC doesn't need to overexplain her changes of heart: "She can say 'I'm grown,' and people understand that." No douchebag, I don't understand. She's grown? Perhaps that's her nose you're referring to. AOC's "Woke 1" rewrite By Alex Thompson and Holly Otterbein, Axios News Aug 16, 2026 New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is laughing off "Woke 1." But she's carrying baggage from the 2020 era of cultural progressivism that some Democrats say is a
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1 day ago3 min read
Some hicks won't sell and might run it for everybody?
As usual the WSJ doesn't provide any context for this story. Slackers. That's why you have me and my trust sidekick Claude (see additional analysis after the story). These two whack jobs, represent about 24% of the 2,000 acres needed to build the data center. It's unclear how many of their neighbors want to sell, but it appears the majority do. Whether these ladies end up ruining it for everyone or the buyer decides to build on a slightly smaller scale is anybodies guess. I
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2 days ago15 min read
Stock-Picking Funds Are Performing as Poorly as Ever
I'd like to be crystal clear, the Spritzler Insider Trading ETF does not actually conduct trades based on illegally obtained insider information. We only claim that to our investors. In reality, we have a chimpanzee throw darts at the big board and invested based on where they land. Stock-Picking Funds Are Performing as Poorly as Ever Just 13% of U.S. large-cap funds have outperformed indexes over the past decade, new data show By Jack Pitcher, WSJ Aug. 15, 2026 9:00 pm ET O
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2 days ago3 min read
California high school students given Qurans, encouraged to wear hijabs during class trip to mosque
Hey, wait the f-ck a minute. Have you read the Quran? I thought so. Do you wear a hijab to yoga or the gym? Ever tried one? Exactly. Quick to judge are we? Ever blow up a public building or a synagogue? Don't judge unless you've walked in another man's shoes and are about to meet Allah! California high school students given Qurans, encouraged to wear hijabs during class trip to mosque By Ross O'Keefe, NY Post Published Aug. 15, 2026 Parents of Bay Area high school students ta
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2 days ago3 min read
The tragedy of Jason Arday
Sorry, I gotta cry foul here. If you make up a bunch of sheet to promote your life into a best-selling novel (merchandising your status as a minority) and get called out for lying...don't put 100% of the blame on the mob that jumps on. It's a cruel world out there. Sure, get a certain amount of criticism for being a literary jackass. Do I contemplate taking my own life? No, I simply ignore my detractors and continue to shovel filth. Then again, nobody read this garbage so I'm
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3 days ago3 min read
Virginia’s Democrats show us how to wreck a state in 5 easy steps
Five steps? Hmmm. I could have done it in three. BTW, I used to date Ms Spanberger. What a beach! She never picked up a single dinner tab and nor stopped complaining. "Pick up your socks, close the toiletseat cover". Virginia’s Democrats show us how to wreck a state in 5 easy steps By Jason Miyares Published Aug. 14, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Political pros have a saying about how our two parties handle defeat and victory. When Republicans lose, the pundits say, they fear they’l
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3 days ago4 min read
The rebellion against data centers is growing
OMG, what a bunch of pathetic crybabies. We're in a shooting match with the fricken Chinese for world domination you idiot! Now listen up buttercap. We're going to plop down a shitton of these in Texas's Permian Basis and power them with their privately owned natural gas generation plants (eventually modular nuclear reactors) and YOU...are going to shut the f-ck up! The rebellion against data centers is growing Robert Bryce, The Spectator August 17 2026 There’s an old saw in
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3 days ago6 min read
Trump says he’ll declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory after defeating Iran, during Long Island rally
That's what I'm taking about! Trump says he’ll declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory after defeating Iran, during Long Island rally By Steven Nelson, NY Post Published Aug. 14, 2026, 4:08 p.m. ET WASHINGTON — President Trump said Friday that he plans to declare the Strait of Hormuz “a territory of the United States” after the Iran war — as he again slammed US allies for not helping break Tehran’s hold on the waterway. “After we finish defeating Iran, which is being very bad
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3 days ago2 min read
Most Americans are uncomfortable with transgender athletes on sports teams that don’t match their birth sex
Did I ever mention I'm a competitive Sumo Wrestler? I'm ok with all this sheet. Strangely I'm not allowed in our team locker room? Most Americans are uncomfortable with transgender athletes on sports teams that don’t match their birth sex By Hannah Hartig, PEW Research Aug 11, 2026 Transgender athletes’ participation in women’s and girls’ sports has been in the public spotlight this summer. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled in June that states can restrict transgender women and
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3 days ago4 min read
Most U.S. adults have lived with a romantic partner they’re not married to by their early 40s
I'm not like most people. I lived with a romantic partner I was married to. So take that PEW! Most U.S. adults have lived with a romantic partner they’re not married to by their early 40s ByJake Hays, PEW Research Aug 12, 2026 It’s common for adults in the United States to live with a romantic partner they’re not married to – what demographers call cohabitation. Around three-quarters of Americans in their late 30s or early 40s have done this at some point in their lives. Sti
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