It's a fricken huge news day at the Report. BTW, has your progeny ever considered a career in journalism? Reckless hunter arrested after 13 decapitated deer carcasses appear on front lawns across Texas By Daniel Cody, NY Post Published May 21, 2026 A Texas hunter turned the state’s picturesque Hill Country into a real-life horror show, allegedly slaughtering at least 13 white-tailed bucks, slicing off their heads and leaving the headless carcasses to rot on residents’ front

Really. Now do you understand what motivates me every morning to bring you the Report! This isn't a job. It's a calling. Wild brawl breaks out over seating at Catholic kindergarten graduation ceremony By Caitlin McCormack, NY Post Published May 22, 2026 An out-of-control, caught-on-camera brawl broke out between families over seating at a Catholic school’s kindergarten graduation in Ohio on Thursday, sending one woman to the hospital and another to jail. Chaos ensued at the Q

My take. Colbert was pure genius when he appeared on the Comedy Central Network (Colbert Report). Then he got out of his signature character (the comedic version of Bill O'Reilly) and tried to be "himself" on late classic night interview TV (a dying medium). It didn't work. His ratings were tanking. In desperation he tried a new approach, attacking Voldemort. For a time that did work. His ratings improved. Then he and the other hosts started watching their audience disapp

Keep tacking left and attack (ergo continue to boost) the Voldemort brand. And the current front runners to run in the 2028 presidential election? Don't do it. Don't use the R word. We don't use the R word at the Report. The current RealClearPolitics polling average for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination, drawn from recent national primary surveys. Five Takeaways From the DNC’s 2024 ‘Autopsy’ Democratic officials disowned their own deep dive on how the party can

In one of lifes mysteries, the man you conceived Starlink brought you the Cybertruck. BTW, nobody does a car review like Scotty! SpaceX Makes the Giant Rockets—But Starlink Is Making All the Money The world’s richest man needed lots of money for his moonshot. He built a massive global business around satellite internet. By Ben Cohen, WSJ May 21, 2026 The mission of SpaceX is to “make life multiplanetary, to understand the true nature of the universe and to extend the light of