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Home Sales in October Plummet to 16-Year Low
High prices, high interest interest rates. I'm surprised people aren't buying. Home Sales in October Plummet to 16-Year Low Sales of existing homes declined 5.5% from the previous month, dropping the level of sales to the lowest point since the subprime crisis period By Nicholas G. Miller, WSJ Updated Nov. 12, 2026 12:08 pm ET Home sales declined in October to their lowest level since 2010, a new trough for a housing market that has been hovering near rock bottom for more th
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This Shipping Lane Is Now the World’s Deadliest. It Isn’t Hormuz.
Between now and the next presidential election I suspect these shipping lanes and the Straits will be running open. Then watch the supply of oil ramp and the price drop. This Shipping Lane Is Now the World’s Deadliest. It Isn’t Hormuz. Fatal attacks in the Black Sea have jumped, disrupting trade routes and posing a new test for NATO The fire-damaged "Royad Mammadov" ship with a charred superstructure in the Black Sea. A ship in the Black Sea that was struck close to Romanian
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9 minutes ago3 min read
Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says
Listen, I'd like to look away. I'm a moth drawn to the Jensen flame. Wait? Is this #2 or #3? There's got to be a #4. We'll run that Saturday. Jensen Huang Had A Third Affair—With Another Nvidia Employee, Report Says By Alison Durkee, Forbes Nov 12, 2026 Now-former Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had an extramarital affair with a second Nvidia employee, Reuters reported Thursday, further adding to the accusations against the tech giant after Huang’s affair with suspected Chinese spy
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Which nation files the most patents
You know, I copywrite all material that appears in the Report, especially that which I lift from other organizations. I wonder if I could patent it? Where the Most AI Patents Are Filed A closer look at the global race in artificial intelligence. Patents are one of the clearest records of where new technology is being invented, and artificial intelligence is now one of the busiest fields of all. The counts show that one country has pulled far ahead, while others are growing f
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5 hours ago4 min read
Palantir’s Alex Karp Suddenly Claims He’s a Progressive After Election
Report CEO T Snitz Esq. today announced that henceforth he will be a pony. BTW, Palantir is a massive government/defence contractor that runs giant data support operations for all sorts of clandestine sheet and spies on folks...really cloak and dagger stuff on a grand scale. Their about as progressive as Putin. Palantir’s Alex Karp Suddenly Claims He’s a Progressive After Election The New Republic Nov 12, 2026 Palantir’s CEO is trying to pivot after Democrats won an overwhelm
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8 hours ago2 min read
OMG new gas powered electrict plants next to data centers
Give me a fricken break. Who cares! An extra 10% in return for having the technology that will usher in a revolution in productivity (like the computer or internet revolutions). Plus these new natural gas power stations will add to the grid and could actually reduce electricity costs overall. I pulled down the relevant data on Claude. As you can see, China dwarfs any emissions we produce with India in line to eclipse us in the near future as well. BloombergNEF warned data ce
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Every year following midterms the SP500 has moved in one direction?
What's the best thing for America's business engine and economy? Gridlock. The type that typically occurs during midterm elections (when the incumbant President loses a house or two). Yup, if our government can get out of the way and stop screwing things up...things go better! Surprised? Yes Trump is unpopular (38% approval rating) as was Obama at the same time in his presidency (42%). But Congress! In the teens baby. Gallop has their approval rating at 14%. And this week?
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11 hours ago1 min read
Wait! You mean the husband introduced his wife to the Nvidia CEO? Deliciously sick.
This couple represents everything that John F Kennedy held sacrosanct about patriotism: "Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country," A Mystery Businessman Introduced Jensen Huang to His Paramour. It Was Her Husband. Kang Wei appeared to accept that his wife Alice Huang was in a romantic relationship and spoke openly of her closeness to the Nvidia chief By Lingling Wei, WSJ Nov. 11, 2026 11:03 pm ET Before the affair that now threatens his j
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12 hours ago5 min read
Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair
Hey, be not quick to judge. On a positive she's absolutely not a Chinese spy. Plus she got a very good performance review. No stupid not that type of performance, I mean at work! Nvidia preps to boot Jensen Huang after second alleged affair revealed in wake of Chinese ‘spy’ scandal. By Ariel Zilber, Ella Morrison and Vivi Lin, NY Post Published Nov. 11, 2026, 5:41 p.m. ET Jensen Huang’s future as Nvidia’s chief executive was hanging by a thread Wednesday night, with the chi
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22 hours ago4 min read
Snitz explains how to entrap your adversaries with a "honeytrap".
I would like to formally apologize for being a man. Most us are bunch of baboons where the little head does the thinking for the big head. Not me however, I'm highly evolved. Long live honeytraps! AI can't approximate feminine guile Wednesday, November 11, 2026, 11:19 AM Sean Thomas, The Spectator Jensen Huang, CEO of NVIDIA (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images) By now you’ve surely seen the photographs. In one, a silver-haired man in a black leather jacket sits beside a slim,
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1 day ago4 min read
If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat
The Fat Lady has not sung yet. There's plenty of time for Iran and Putin to resolve and the Dems to drive again off a cliff, in time for 2028. Kate Smith and I will be singing God Bless America tonight at the Lincolnshire Marriot. If You Think War Is Unpopular, Wait Till You See Defeat Truman’s lesson for Iran: History often vindicates difficult decisions that exact a political price. By Tim Sheehy, WSJ Nov. 10, 2026 I’ll spare you another political postmortem of the Republic
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1 day ago3 min read
Does ChatGPT make money? Yet?
Until recently for every dollar Open AI earned (ChatGPT gross revenue) they lost about 65 cents. The same was true for Anthropic (Claude). In the past year, Claude has started to turn a profit. Both platforms are approaching their four year anniversary from launch. How does this compare to the trajectory of Amazon, which also operated at a loss as it was growing and gaining traction? The company launched in 2001 took approx 6.5 years to clock it's first profitable quarter a
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1 day ago3 min read
The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal
Said Report CEO Thomas Huang, "Alice and I are work collegues only. We may have shared hotel accomidations on occassion to save money. I remain happily married and faithfull to my wife". The Woman in the Middle of Nvidia’s Spy Scandal Alice Huang, who U.S. intelligence determined is a Chinese asset, emerged from the high-flying world of Shanghai finance to work with tech titans and obtain essential A.I. chips. By Paul MozurAna SwansonTripp Mickle and Michael Forsythe, NY Tim
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1 day ago8 min read
Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover
Jensen Huang today forceful proclaimed, "This is complete nonsense. The only thing Alice flooded me with, is the best sex of the previous two, no three decades. And for the record I'm proundly sorry I got caught." Chinese ‘spy’ Alice Huang flooded social media with pics of Nvidia boss lover — and bragged about her access to him By Vivi Lin and Emily Lefroy, NY Post Nov. 10, 2026 SAN FRANCISCO — Accused spy Alice Huang flaunted her access to Nvidia’s $150 billion boss Jensen H
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Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank
Power Spank vs Power Slap. I'm sorry I prefer Olympic Beach Volleyball. I'm against violence of any kind and gratuitous sex. Dana White's Power Slap takes action against butt-slapping Power Spank Josh Peter, USA TODAY Updated Nov. 10, 2026 The Lingerie Fighting Championships event held in Clearwater, Florida, on Oct. 11 was not your ordinary, scantily clad women’s wrestling show. It also featured the debut of Power Spank, in which similarly dressed women slap each other on
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2 days ago3 min read
I Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter
There's nothing I find more infuriating than when the Dark Lord does not act like the Dark Lord. Know How Much You Love the American People,’ Trump Told Biden in 2021 Letter The letter, which former President Joseph R. Biden Jr. details in a new book, is remarkable for a warm tone starkly at odds with his predecessor’s public comments. By Tyler Pager, NY Times Nov. 10, 2026 In his first week in office, President Joseph R. Biden Jr. told reporters that his immediate predecesso
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2 days ago4 min read
OMG. There's no shame in being an incredible pussy!
You know who said "The meek shall inherit the earth"? Well do you? Jesus Fing Christ. That's who! So tell me that Gen Z "human being" lacks a pair. They have feelings and just want to be held in the womb. Have you no compassion. You're a monster.
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2 days ago1 min read
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