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Why education reforms fail?
At the Spritzler School for Advanced Design and Situational Awarness students are required to read one classic novel every 36 hours. We start 2nd Graders on Tolstoy. In 4th grade they learn to drive a tractor trailer.
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12 minutes ago1 min read
Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn
Said T Snitzhasandi, Chief Information Officer of Al Jazeera Media, we found customer engagement went up 25% after the hack. He have recently signed with OnlyFans to provide intermittent content to boost billboard effectiveness. Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn Hackers say "anyone with two brain cells" could have done it. By Kyle Torpey, Gizmodo Published November 1, 2026 Sexually explicit footage appeared on digital LED billboards in Egypt, Malaysia, Bra
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49 minutes ago4 min read
Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’
First of all, we do cover this kind of filth in the Report. Because you insist on reading this garbage. Don't gaslite me because you're a morally bankrupt. Second it happened almost a decade ago and if Chris is ready to move on and apologize to the world, so am I. Third, it's abundantly clear that Compton told Will Smith to blast Chris in the face (Academy Awards). Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’ By Vanes
snitzoid
2 hours ago2 min read
What do I think of the Blue Tsunami?
I'm slightly surprised it wasn't larger. Clinton and Obama similarly started their 2nd terms with dismal approval ratings (low 40s%, about 5% higher than the Dark Lord) and lost 65 and 55 congressional seats respectively. Trump lost only 32 because the Democrats message "He's evil/Socialism is better" didn't land spectacularly. Is that good for investors? A split Congress would have been better, but generally speaking, the markets like gridlock (SP500 futures now up 1.115%) a
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2 hours ago2 min read
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12 hours ago0 min read
I have yet to endorse a candidate this cycle.
Please support Dick when you vote today. For yourself, for the Report, for our nation.
snitzoid
19 hours ago1 min read
Meet the divorce evangelists
If you plan to be institutionalized marriage is a good place to start. OMG, I'm channel Henny Youngman. Meet the divorce evangelists Peachy Keenan, The Spectator November 9 2026 American women’s most listened-to podcast is Call Her Daddy. It is hosted by the glamorous Alex Cooper, whose shtick is grilling female celebrities on their sex lives. For example, she made Gwyneth Paltrow rank all her boyfriends according to their sexual skills. I hope her husband and kids didn’t bo
snitzoid
20 hours ago7 min read
The Mental Health Industrial Complex: We Better Off?
Helicopter parenting, the over programming of kids and social haven't helped. Nor has the college arms race. Interesting point of view in the video. If some society change occurs the need for therapy mitigates? Is that possible during the coming decade.
snitzoid
23 hours ago1 min read
And my final prediction for the midterms is…
He might not be off on this? And my final prediction for the midterms is… Tuesday, November 3, 2026, 11:13 AM Roger Kimball, The Spectator Nov 3, 2026 I’ll be weighing in again on the midterms early Wednesday. But since this is the season of prediction, prophecy, punditry and prognostication, I thought I would take my cards, which I have grasped here in my hand, and lay them on this virtual table. The only thing certain is uncertainty – except when we are talking about the ex
snitzoid
1 day ago2 min read
The Best College Bargain Is a Super-Pricey Elite Liberal Arts School
Sorry not buying this completely. There may be a shrinking pool of applicants for college, but the acceptance rates for these schools have gone down steadily for the past decade. There's high demand at the top. If your reading this, odds are those bargain basement prices at the elite aren't for you or your kids. Sorry, you're too well off. Honestly, I think automakers should set the price of their vehicles according to the ethnic composition of buyers and financial ability t
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
El-Sayed Breaks the Democrats
The Dems are managing to steal defeat from the jaws of victory. Reminds of their efforts to take down Voldemort in court and Russia-gate. It only enhanced their opponent's brand. Had the Dems run on a Clinton type moderate pro growth platform they'd have cleaned up. Not just for this midterm, but would be positioned for the 2028 presidential election. As it now stands, the socialistic arm of their party may win today but will have a tough time in 2028 against a moderate candi
snitzoid
1 day ago4 min read
Trump’s Merkel Strategy on Russia is smart?
Merkl famously warned that the US and other UN nations were engaging in overreach against Putin's interests in Ukraine and this could famously backfire. She was 100% correct. Poking the Bear didn't help. Nor do I excuse the Bear's actions. The EU's future is in peril unless it again has access to reasonably priced energy. High costs for oil and natural gas are literally choking the life out of European manufacturing. It's in Putin's and their mutual interest to wrap this t
snitzoid
1 day ago3 min read
Ticketmaster was right about Taylor Swift
Beginning this January I will be selling premium access to the Report. That gets you back stage after each show plus early access each morning at 5am.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
What Snitz is hoping for tomorrow
World piece baby. That's all I care about. But if you ask what would help the US economy (I'm not materialistic and barely care): A split Congress would be nice. Markets love gridlock to keep Voldemort and our elected officials from screwing the pooch. Voldemort and Who's ever in charge (among the Tribe) bombing the crap out of Iran immediately after the midterms to force the straits open for good. It's going to happen soon or later. It might as well be now. Putin cutting a
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2 days ago1 min read
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2 days ago0 min read
I just bought a house on the coast in Florida. I can't get hurricane insurance?
Easy. No need to panic. Private insurers are too smart to provide this because the cost would be prohibitive. So they have generally pulled the f-ck out. The good news is that the State of Florida provides this at about 1/6th cost that a private insurer would. So if your home gets wiped out by Hurricane Sophia (I just made that part up) some unfortunate dude in Orlando gets to chip and pay a special tax assessment. The same sheet goes on in Calif in wildfire prone areas.
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
Is Voldemort completely wrong about tariffs?
I posted this video in 2025. It's still relevant today and explains the subject in a way media outlets don't. With real facts. Does that mean Voldemort got it right. Short answer is he did with respect to the World Trade organziation that created the problem in the first place. Biden continued his first time policies. Lately the Dark Lord's been a bit ragged. On the other hand most metrics put the inflation impact of his tariff wars at under 1/2 percent. Ergo, Trump is ri
snitzoid
2 days ago1 min read
A Dem is supporting voter ID?
Looks like requiring an ID to vote enjoys broad support nationally and perhaps others in the Dem party will starting supporting such? Says Gemini: Jamel Holley, a New Jersey Democratic politician who represented the 20th Legislative District in the General Assembly, has expressed support for stricter voter verification and election integrity measures that distinguish him from the mainstream Democratic consensus.Support for Federal Proof-of-Citizenship Rules: Holley voiced sup
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2 days ago1 min read
Culture of plastic surgery has turned actresses like Jennifer Lawrence into puffed-up, plastic clones
I have decided to alter my appearance in the media thru AI. I refuse to spend the money on some overpriced plastic surgeon. Goniffs! Culture of plastic surgery has turned actresses like Jennifer Lawrence into puffed-up, plastic clones By Kirsten Fleming Published Nov. 1, 2026, 4:44 p.m. ET Actress Jennifer Lawrence appearing on the "Call Her Daddy" podcast last week. Jennifer Lawrence, is that you? In a new story for The Cut, the naturally beautiful “Silver Linings Playbook”
snitzoid
2 days ago3 min read
Trump reveals he’ll use preemptive pardons to protect staff, allies if Dems take Congress
I could use a pardon myself. I don't want the FBI coming around and threatening my sources. They turn on me in a NY second. Trump reveals he’ll use preemptive pardons to protect staff, allies if Dems take Congress By Thomas English, NY Post Published Nov. 2, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET President Trump revealed he’s willing to issue sweeping preemptive pardons to everyone who worked in his administration if Democrats follow through on threats to prosecute them. “I would if I needed to
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2 days ago2 min read
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