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Mom arrested after leaving kids at home during Vegas trip?
This is a lot to process. I'd like to know which sibling dropped the dumbell on their younger sibling. In the final analysis, I blame the children. Disturbing family details emerge about mom arrested for leaving 4 kids home alone during Vegas jaunt By Georgia Worrell, NY Post Published Oct. 27, 2026 The Florida mom accused of leaving her four kids home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for nearly a week filed for divorce against her allegedly abusive husband just last month
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17 minutes ago3 min read
Executions in the US are soaring?
I'm torn here. One one hand I can not forgive the way Nordberg was visiously cut down in his prime. On the other, he was played by OJ. See How the Death Penalty in the U.S. Is Changing as Executions Soar States turn to older and newer methods amid lethal-injection drug shortages, while public opinion shows complex shifts By Scott Calvert and Brian McGill, WSJ Updated Oct. 18, 2026 Capital punishment is back in the national spotlight at a time when executions in the U.S. hav
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33 minutes ago3 min read
Is Bibi going down. Will his opponent ease up on Iran?
Either way, Iran is on tap for a world of hurt. Eisenkot is more willing to avoid scorched earth but still leans hard right (as does the majority of Israel's population). Is This the End for Benjamin Netanyahu? If Israel’s election ends in a stalemate, the Prime Minister can stay in power to finish the job in Iran. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 23, 2026 5:32 pm ET The political graveyards are full of retired Israeli generals who tried to unseat Prime Minister Benjamin Neta
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59 minutes ago3 min read
UC Berkley prof refuses to grade student's homework. "No point" w AI?
This guy is a fricken Fields Medal winner. Even I don't have one of those. God knows I deserve one. UC Berkeley professor refuses to grade his students’ homework after noticing worrying trend: ‘No point’ By Zain KhanNY Post Published Oct. 25, 2026 A UC Berkeley professor has stopped grading students’ homework for correctness after noticing artificial intelligence tools were helping them rack up top marks. Richard Borcherds, a renowned mathematician who received the prestigiou
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1 hour ago3 min read
Spritzler Tech will teach you how to get a job in US Manufacturing!
Sure you can go to MIT and graduate with no skills and a mountain of debt or you can become an unpaid apprentice at the Spritzler School of Technology and take charge of your future. You're welcome. U.S. Manufacturing Is Adding Jobs Again, but the Hiring Rules Have Changed While factory employment is on the rise, a shift toward high-tech automation is creating roles with greater barriers to entry By Konrad Putzier, WSJ Oct. 25, 2026 8:00 pm ET U.S. manufacturers have added 72
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1 hour ago5 min read
Snitz explains the Mormons
I know, you watched the Book of Morman and now consider yourself an expert...plus you have a terrific sense of humor. Give me a break. Nobody understands religions like a Jew. No brag just fact. Ken and I manspain this...even you will "get it". Go ahead and consider multiple wifes...it's all good.
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1 hour ago1 min read
How more is land worth for raising cattle vs a data center?
This is killing me. I need to get my foot in the door and drain this bucket of endless cash.
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Oct 171 min read
I already ordered one of Tesla's flying cars.
I own three Cybertrucks. Enough said. What Tesla’s Flying Roadster Really Means for the Global Auto Race Elon Musk’s latest vision for the company’s sports car has more to do with China than cold-gas rocket thrusters By Tim Higgins, WSJ Oct. 17, 2026 The new Tesla Roadster was pure spectacle. There was the design that gave the sports car an appearance of a jet fighter crossed with a Lamborghini. A suction system that enabled it to hang upside down 69 feet above the ground. A
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Oct 175 min read
AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites
Once again, I think the late Norm Macdonald put this issue in perspective. Fake babes, stolen jokes: AI-generated women are ripping off comics to promote porn sites By Ariel Zilber, NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2026, 6:24 p.m. ET A crop of busty, AI-generated women is reportedly stealing jokes from real stand-up comedians — racking up millions of views on Instagram while steering fans toward adult subscription sites including OnlyFans and Fanvue. The digitally manufactured hott
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Oct 173 min read
Tom Cruise's new movie becomes the biggest money loser of all time?
Hey, I like a woke preachy climate change narrative as much as the next guy...but did they have to make Cruise resemble Gov Fatso? Why Tom Cruise’s Digger flopped at the box office Tuesday, October 13, 2026 Ross Clark, The Spectator Has climate hysteria finally run its course? I ask because the latest Hollywood blockbuster on the subject seems to have bombed. Digger, in which Tom Cruise plays an oil tycoon so intent on drilling that he causes an ice shelf off Greenland to col
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Oct 173 min read
Stop crying
OMG, everywhere people sobbing like newborns. Grow a pair people. Show some stick.
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Oct 161 min read
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Oct 160 min read
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide
Alaska Considers Economic Suicide The state has prospered under Trump, and the vulnerable Sen. Dan Sullivan deserves credit. By Kimberley A. Strassel, WSJ Oct. 15, 2026 5:32 pm ET ‘Build the line! Build the line! Build the line!” The chant roars through the sports center as Sen. Dan Sullivan revs up the crowd. It’s unleashed again when President Trump occupies the stage for his Tuesday midterm rally. The crowd is cheering a proposed 800-mile liquefied-natural-gas pipeline tha
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Oct 165 min read
Should you get some Meta AI RayBans?
Hey, they're $449 but you can video tape people without their knowledge and unleash your own brand of AI fun on the world. You're reading the Report, which means....you're an early adopter. What are you waiting for! Besides, if not for yourself do it for Zuck! Oh, here's the link. Grab your credit card. https://www.ray-ban.com/usa/ray-ban-meta-ai-glasses/gen-3?nis=5&ch=1
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Oct 161 min read
John Kass to shut down website
A great journalist. Sad to see him sidelined by illness. John Kass to shut down website By Monica Eng, Justin Kaufmann and Carrie Shepherd, Axios News Oct 16, 2026 Longtime political columnist John Kass says he's ending his independent news site after suffering five strokes in three years. Why it matters: Kass has been a prominent and sometimes polarizing voice in Chicago journalism for decades, first at the Chicago Tribune and more recently through his own conservative web
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Oct 161 min read
‘Just get out,’ And let Iran charge terror tolls?
If it were up to me, we'd leave immediately and allow Iran to randsom the world's supply of oil to fund terrorism and a stockpile of nuclear weapons. I say that because I've lost my f-cking mind. The Democratic Hormuz Alternative ‘Just get out,’ Troy Jackson says. And let Iran charge terror tolls? By The Editorial Board, WSJ Updated Oct. 15, 2026 5:48 pm ET Take Hormuz—please! With apologies to Henny Youngman, that appears to be an emerging Democratic message on Iran. In a T
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Oct 162 min read
Two Christian groups were paid $62M to resettle tens of thousands of Somalis in Minnesota?
Said Miryan Goldberg, Head of the Somali Jewish Alliance "we want to thank our Christian brethren for inviting us into your country to practice our religion and drain your bloated Medicare Funding. Praise Allah". Two Christian groups were paid $62M to resettle tens of thousands of Somalis in Minnesota By Chadwick Moore. NY Post Published Oct. 16, 2026, 6:00 a.m. ET Two church non-profits have taken in at least $62 million to build the Somali community in Minnesota — leading t
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Oct 164 min read
Did Arizona State's hockey coach kill a kid during practice?
I can forgive the loss of life, but his losing record of 165-183-25 is indefensible. Honestly, if this kid had gone to the Lombardi Institute the results would have been entirely different. Arizona State hockey coach exits amid probe into collapse; Dave Hakstol hired Tisha Thompson, ESPN Oct 15, 2026, 04:26 PM Longtime Arizona State men's hockey coach Greg Powers, who was placed on administrative leave after one of his players collapsed during a workout this summer, has left
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Oct 163 min read
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Oct 150 min read
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam
I like to refer to myself as a shyster lawyer but in all honestly it's an honoraary degree. I do love to shine in front of the cameras however. White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia Didn’t Pass Bar Exam Zacharia has previously referred to herself as lawyer in public appearances By Philip Wegmann and Alexandra Bruell, WSJ Updated Oct. 15, 2026 White House press secretary Katie Zacharia has referred to herself as a lawyer, but hasn’t passed the bar exam in the U.S. View mo
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Oct 154 min read
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