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Listen. Do you want to wipe the smile off my face? Well? I'm not taking a dime under $13 million. Capiche! Home Sales in August Tumbled to Lowest Level Since Last Year The 2% monthly decline in existing-home sales reflected higher mortgage rates and a housing market stuck in a rut By Nicholas G. Miller, WSJ Sept. 10, 2026 10:00 am ET Home sales in August fell to their lowest level in more than a year, after rising mortgage rates dealt another blow to a hobbled housing market.

At the Spritzler Institute for Remedial learning, children in the 3rd grade are held back unless than can spell Mississippi. Mississippi Fixed Its Schools. Here’s How Other States Can Too. Powerful teachers’ unions are an obstacle to reform. But Mississippi’s dramatic breakthrough proves that evidence-based literacy can succeed anywhere. By Rachel Canter, WSJ Sept. 9, 2026 8:00 pm ET Rachel Canter is the Director of Education Policy for the Reinventing America’s Schools proje

I have never modified any of my features surgically, but I must admit the prospect of a full face transplant is intriguing. I was thinking perhaps coming back as JFK! But seriously, ladies, you're perfect just the way you are. Instead, focus your attention on achieving spiritual peace and spend several hours each day in the gym, developing rock-hard abs. I’m Not Going to Lie About My Neck Aug. 12, 2026 By Molly Jong-Fast, NY Times Ms. Jong-Fast is a contributing Opinion write

It's 80 seconds but full of thrills and spills. I thought he was going to introduce the Dark Lord! I was sweating bullets.

This fall Highwood Township is partnering with Spritzler AI to develop in classroom computer tools to teach the native Italian children Jewish money making skills and the Talmud. The children will graduate with a law degree. The mass A.I. experiment in schools by Natasha Singer, NY Times Sept 10, 2026 Children in much of the world are heading back to class right now, and it’s shaping up to be a school year like no other. I’ve spent much of the past year reporting on how Googl

At the end of the day, scolding the viewer became less profitable. Below is some data I had Claude fire up. Voldemort may be the Dark Lord, but someone voted him into office...alienating those viewers wasn't in the long run a money producing strategy. Better to be like the Report and offend everyone! Jimmy Kimmel’s sure to be long, tedious and unfunny goodbye has finally started By Kirsten Fleming Published Sep. 9, 2026, 7:08 p.m. ET Fresh from his two-month summer break, J

Great big picture overview! BTW: Two big things which may change the calculous. Home prices have ramped due to a shortage of construction workers and available homesites. Too few new homes. Look to states like Florida and Texas which will issue more housing permits and are awash in immigrants who'll learn construction to generate housing in the next decade. Health costs are driven by diet and obesity. GLP1s and improved diet may move the dial on that.

This is a very misleading headline. It implies anyone is moving here. PS. Why watch this crap. Sure it's accurate but it sends the wrong message. If you can't say something positive, you should shut the f-ck up!

Of course you want to read this! Relax, we don't judge here. Feel good story of the week. Wild brawl breaks out on California beach as martial artist describes violent dust-up: ‘ran into the wrong person’ By Katie Jerkovich Published Sep. 8, 2026, 11:42 p.m. ET A day at the beach turned into a wild San Francisco brawl after two men began throwing punches in the sand — with one claiming he was simply walking his dog when the confrontation erupted. The melee unfolded Tuesday at

AfD’s victory in Germany is the latest warning to US Democrats on immigration By Post Editorial Board, NY Post Published Sep. 9, 2026 Germany's right-wing AfD won a landslide victory in a key regional election in the ex-communist east, according to exit polls, but it remains unclear whether it can win an absolute majority to govern. Alternative für Deutschland’s electoral victory this weekend in the German state of Saxony-Anhalt is serving as a sharp wake-up call for the coun

I knew there was a reason Ms Krump was such a beach. She loved cracking that yard stick over my head. What They Teach Teachers in Grad School A new report finds a lot of critical theory and not much of the basics. By The Editorial Board Sept. 8, 2026 Children learn a great deal about race and gender in schools these days, but not nearly enough about reading and math. A big reason is the colleges that teach the teachers, and a new report forthcoming Wednesday brings more insi

I find the incessant whining irritating. Six Charts That Explain How Americans Really Feel About the Economy Official data shows steady growth and low unemployment, but misses how rising costs have left many Americans behind By Justin Lahart, WSJ Sept. 8, 2026 9:00 pm ET Surveys show Americans remain downbeat on the U.S. economy despite positive indicators like low unemployment and steady growth. View more Last month, the country added an impressive 162,000 jobs. The unemploy

Quick, would you rather visit Zion National Park or Disney's Magic Kingdom? Well, assuming your a family of 4 (2 adults, 2 kids) the entrance fee for Mickey will run you about $700/day. Zion? $35 for the entire car (good for seven days). And apparently the Parks are running out of money. Since people are flocking to the National Parks, and spending a sheetload of money, perhaps the Federales might consider charging more? Sorry, what was I thinking. That would require a l

There's always one! How dare this guy disagree with the "herd". Damn right he's arrogant. Ever heard of getting along with people? Hmmmmm! Perhaps that crazy beach was due for a long stay in the big house; that doesn't excuse ignoring the wishes of your brethren...who were anxious to get home. Hey, do I think she's innocent by reason of insanity. I don't even know what postpartum is...does that have something to do with the birth canal? I don't think men are even qualifi

OMG, Nayshawn isn't a bad kid. He is someone starved for a little "affection" who's had some rough breaks. You think he'd even be in the news if he was White? I say let him loose on the public. He's not a monster, he's a human being dagnabbit. A very dangerous human being, but what do I care...I'm 1,000 miles away from Brooklyn. The criminal justice system penalizes blacks disproportionately simply because they commit crime. I know systematic racism when I see it! Teen bus

Last time I checked Albania was a free country and team Voldemort can buy whatever it wants. Sorry...I may have missed the boat. It may not be a "free" country but were there to make it more "free" and "prosperous" (at least for us). I say man the torpedos and full speed ahead. Special emphasis on "man the torpedos" if they give us a lackluster reception. Inside Jared Kushner’s Albanian adventure By Ian Thomson, The Spectator September 14 2026 For much of its history, Alb