Listen, I know you're going to be skeptical about this but the secret to the Report's success stems from my ability to multi-task. I am literally in deep REM sleep while I write the morning edition. BTW, the Europeans are a bunch of lazy slackers! The Global Sleep Gap No One Talks About Why where you live may shape how well you sleep—and how you feel. World Population Review July 19, 2026 Have you ever wondered whether people in other countries sleep more than you do? As it

61% of Americans have an unfavorable opinion of the Spritzler Report. Experts have called that metric into question as they believe few have every heard of the Report. Said the Report's CEO, "It is better to be hated than ignored. I stand by the polling results". Israel’s $50 Million Experiment to Change U.S. Public Opinion The Israeli government is trying to shore up its U.S. reputation with help from influencers, Trump insiders and millions of AI-driven texts By Maggie Se

I'll tell you why! Systematic racism. Because you're Jewish! BTW, I love big data. Even small insignificant data. If it involves anything metric I'm all in. The chart below is interactive. Click the link below to waste another 5 minutes on this crap. https://flowingdata.com/2026/03/05/unemployment-reasons/ Unemployment reasons, by age and education By Nathan Yau, Flowing data About eight million Americans reported being unemployed, based on the Current Population Survey fr

Hey, what if Trump had actually won (assumed office) in 2020 and he therefore wasn't President right now. And the ratings of the Spritzler Report plummeted as a result. OMG. Unthinkable! The SAVE America Act Backfire Trump’s speech didn’t make the case, while sowing voting distrust. By The Editorial Board, WSJ July 17, 2026 President Trump broke into prime-time TV on Thursday night to talk to the nation about election security, but it must have been a letdown for anybody expe

Hey, I never met a missile depot that wasn't asking to get blown up. Hello! US blitzes Iranian missile depots, air defenses on 8th consecutive night of strikes after two servicemembers killed in Jordan By Nicholas McEntyre, NY Posts Published July 19, 2026 US forces launched their eighth consecutive night of attacks targeting Iranian military infrastructure late Saturday. The latest round of strikes struck coastal surveillance and air defense facilities, maritime capabilities

OMG, for a minute I thought the state was helping the kids juice for competitive sports. Hey, maybe that's a good idea? Oregon Is Pumping Children Full of Hormones The state pushes teens toward ‘transgender-related diagnoses’ and dangerous treatments. By Leor Sapir and Paul Terdal July 17, 2026 If you live in Oregon and your child is confused about her sex, the state is ready to medicate her and perhaps even put her under the knife. The Beaver State has become a national lea