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The Election Day Revolt That Threatens America’s AI Boom
Want to end up like Germany and France, their economies run over by the innovation and manufacturing dominence of China? Then get ready for data centers. We lose the contest for AI we become an also ran power. Not good. The good news. States that support data centers will see faster economic development and job creation. Electric rates for those locals needn't by higher if these installations have their own natural gas fired generation or eventually modular nuclear plants. T
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1 hour ago6 min read
Texas turned blue this time, why not Florida
I fired up Gemini for a little more context. BTW...being a right wing whackjob I was considering moving my family to Florida. Then and realized it's flat and scorching hot half the year and there's Mickey Mouse. Besides at my age, I'm considering crossdressing and becoming a marxist. 1. Demographic Coalitions and Turnout Dynamics Texas: Democrats' statewide breakthrough was propelled by surging turnout in the fast-growing suburban rings around the major metros (the "Texas Tr
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1 hour ago5 min read
I was hospitalized from the same exercise condition that killed the 24-year-old NYC Marathon runner
BTW, I used to do Crossfit and one of my buddies there got Rhabdo after a grueling workout. The guy was a Chicago Fireman in great shape. Like Madina he was doing a workout with tons of pullups. I was hospitalized from the same exercise condition that killed the 24-year-old NYC Marathon runner — my arms swelled by 12 pounds By Patrice Peck Published Nov. 4, 2026, 2:08 p.m. ET Madina Alam knew she should have stopped. But like many fit and healthy people during a workout, she
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1 hour ago4 min read
Lockheed Martin paying big settlement for discriminating against whites?
I'm calling on all able bodied Americans to participate in the Spritzler Report boycott of Lockheed Martin products, especially their aircraft. I will not buy another fighter from these goniffs until they clean up their act. I'm so offended that I'm even reaching out to radical muslims. We're all in this together. F-35 Lightning II: its single biggest program. F-22 Raptor: production has ended, but Lockheed still sustains the fleet. F-16 Block 70/72: built for export custome
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2 hours ago3 min read
Jessica Alba in hot water over Halloween Costume
I guess my Producer themed party is off for next year's Halloween! Jessica Alba Deletes Halloween Costume Photos amid Split Opinions on Her Nancy Kerrigan Look Alba and a friend dressed up as Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding By Hedy Phillips, People Magazine November 2, 2026 Jessica Alba and Kelly Sawyer dressed as Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding at a Halloween party with a “Hockey Horror” theme Critics called the costumes insensitive to Kerrigan’s 1994 attack, while others
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JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP midterm bloodbath
Is Vance correct? Probably. Did Voldemort have a choice? Nope. Iran was according to many experts (including France's ambassador to the UN) months away from being able to construct up to 9 nuclear weapons. We also had a once in a decade chance to decapitate 100 of there top command with a single bomb strike. The world can't have Iran control the major trade route for energy. Was that worth losing the Senate for six years. Arguably yes. JD Vance blames Iran war for GOP midter
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12 hours ago4 min read
Your shyster lawyer is hiring a shyster AI consultant?
As a Jew it's is my dream someday to have a legion of AI based computers filling lawsuits, all having been programmed by Hasidic attorneys. The New Hot Job in Law Doesn’t Require a J.D. Big law firms, legal tech vendors, and in-house legal departments at companies like Microsoft and Nvidia are all hiring legal engineers, a new position for lawyers with A.I. skills. Ankita Puri practiced law for more than a decade before becoming a legal engineer at the technology company Lego
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22 hours ago5 min read
Will Democrats Misread Their Victory?
Our daughter went to hear Hillary Clinton interviewed by Scott Galloway this week. When asked she cautioned against her party spending energy trying to impeach Trump or dragging him through the mud. "It will go nowhere". She instead insisted the party needs to start proposing things that "work" and "gets the job done" for the average American voter. I'm not a fan of the Clintons, but she just dispensed some sage advice. Will the Democratic leadership listen. Of course not!
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22 hours ago4 min read
Why education reforms fail?
At the Spritzler School for Advanced Design and Situational Awarness students are required to read one classic novel every 36 hours. We start 2nd Graders on Tolstoy. In 4th grade they learn to drive a tractor trailer.
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1 day ago1 min read
Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn
Said T Snitzhasandi, Chief Information Officer of Al Jazeera Media, we found customer engagement went up 25% after the hack. He have recently signed with OnlyFans to provide intermittent content to boost billboard effectiveness. Billboards in Multiple Countries Hacked to Show Porn Hackers say "anyone with two brain cells" could have done it. By Kyle Torpey, Gizmodo Published November 1, 2026 Sexually explicit footage appeared on digital LED billboards in Egypt, Malaysia, Bra
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1 day ago4 min read
Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’
First of all, we do cover this kind of filth in the Report. Because you insist on reading this garbage. Don't gaslite me because you're a morally bankrupt. Second it happened almost a decade ago and if Chris is ready to move on and apologize to the world, so am I. Third, it's abundantly clear that Compton told Will Smith to blast Chris in the face (Academy Awards). Chris Rock blames demise of 18-year marriage on porn obsession, cheating: ‘Not something I’m proud of’ By Vanes
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1 day ago2 min read
What do I think of the Blue Tsunami?
I'm slightly surprised it wasn't larger. Clinton and Obama similarly midway in their first terms had dismal approval ratings (low 40s%, about 5% higher than the Dark Lord) and lost 65 and 55 congressional seats respectively. Trump lost only 32 because the Democrats message "He's evil/Socialism is better" didn't land spectacularly. Is that good for investors? A split Congress would have been better, but generally speaking, the markets like gridlock (SP500 futures now up 1.115%
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I have yet to endorse a candidate this cycle.
Please support Dick when you vote today. For yourself, for the Report, for our nation.
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2 days ago1 min read
Meet the divorce evangelists
If you plan to be institutionalized marriage is a good place to start. OMG, I'm channel Henny Youngman. Meet the divorce evangelists Peachy Keenan, The Spectator November 9 2026 American women’s most listened-to podcast is Call Her Daddy. It is hosted by the glamorous Alex Cooper, whose shtick is grilling female celebrities on their sex lives. For example, she made Gwyneth Paltrow rank all her boyfriends according to their sexual skills. I hope her husband and kids didn’t bo
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2 days ago7 min read
The Mental Health Industrial Complex: We Better Off?
Helicopter parenting, the over programming of kids and social haven't helped. Nor has the college arms race. Interesting point of view in the video. If some society change occurs the need for therapy mitigates? Is that possible during the coming decade.
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2 days ago1 min read
And my final prediction for the midterms is…
He might not be off on this? And my final prediction for the midterms is… Tuesday, November 3, 2026, 11:13 AM Roger Kimball, The Spectator Nov 3, 2026 I’ll be weighing in again on the midterms early Wednesday. But since this is the season of prediction, prophecy, punditry and prognostication, I thought I would take my cards, which I have grasped here in my hand, and lay them on this virtual table. The only thing certain is uncertainty – except when we are talking about the ex
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2 days ago2 min read
The Best College Bargain Is a Super-Pricey Elite Liberal Arts School
Sorry not buying this completely. There may be a shrinking pool of applicants for college, but the acceptance rates for these schools have gone down steadily for the past decade. There's high demand at the top. If your reading this, odds are those bargain basement prices at the elite aren't for you or your kids. Sorry, you're too well off. Honestly, I think automakers should set the price of their vehicles according to the ethnic composition of buyers and financial ability t
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2 days ago4 min read
El-Sayed Breaks the Democrats
The Dems are managing to steal defeat from the jaws of victory. Reminds of their efforts to take down Voldemort in court and Russia-gate. It only enhanced their opponent's brand. Had the Dems run on a Clinton type moderate pro growth platform they'd have cleaned up. Not just for this midterm, but would be positioned for the 2028 presidential election. As it now stands, the socialistic arm of their party may win today but will have a tough time in 2028 against a moderate candi
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2 days ago4 min read
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