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It's about time I got my permit!
Do you have any idea how long it's taken me to get one stupid permit for a small nuclear toxic waste site in the privacy of my own back yard! We live in a Police State! Permitting Reform at Last, Really? A draft Senate deal could pass in the lame duck Congress. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 5, 2026 5:30 pm ET Lengths of pipe wait to be laid in the ground along the under-construction Mountain Valley Pipeline near Elliston, Va., Sept. 29, 2019. CHARLES MOSTOLLER/REUTERS Mayb
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57 minutes ago3 min read
The Fraud of White Guilt
I'm not feeling it. Honestly I don't even drag my ass into temple to atone on Yom Kipper. Perhaps if I was Catholic? The Fraud of White Guilt ‘The terror of being seen as a racist’ has nothing to do with helping black people. By William McGurn, WSJ Oct. 5, 2026 4:48 pm ET When you hear people say we need a conversation about race, you know instantly what they mean. They want an accusation: that a corrupt America remains unwilling to confront racial injustice and inequality.
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Apple News hid stories about how broke the DNC is ahead of the midterms, watchdog alleges
I had Claude pull together some hard data. Looks like the RNC is going to outspend the DNC 8 to 1 going into the final weeks. BTW, I'm running a high tech protection ring for organized crime. I've never spent a day in jail. Apple News hid stories about how broke the DNC is ahead of the midterms, watchdog alleges By Ally Goelz, NY Post Published Oct. 6, 2026 Apple News allegedly failed to promote a single story about the Democratic National Committee’s financial woes among i
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1 hour ago3 min read
Should there by Trillionaires?
The Spritzler Report provides a valuable service, one that people are not willing to pay for? Hey WTF?
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1 hour ago1 min read
Euro sinks to 17-month low as French debt fears spread
That's what happen when you don't help us bomb the sheet out of Iran. Euro sinks to 17-month low as French debt fears spread The euro touched $1.1160 on Monday, its weakest since May 2025, as French borrowing costs hit their highest level since 2002 By Cris Tolomia, Quartz Media Updated October 5, 2026 The euro fell to a 17-month low against the dollar on Monday as mounting anxiety over France's fiscal position rattled currency and bond markets across the eurozone. The euro t
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1 hour ago2 min read
Bill Maher has not changed his view over the past few decades?
BTW: There will soon be more Muslims in the world than Christians. Not dumping on the majority...only the terrorist variety.
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12 hours ago1 min read
Is South America going right wing? If so why?
Will someone explain to me why the fricken World in Maps has the right leaning govs in blue? I sick of this! Sick! Below I asked Claude to weigh in. BTW: The Eurozone is shift right as well. Here at the Report? I have no interest in politics. Claude's insights below: The short version: it's less a single ideological conversion than several pressures hitting at once, with incumbents (mostly left-wing ones, since that's who held power in 2023) taking the blame. 1. Economic exh
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The ‘Cornell 7’ members expelled, suspended, banned from campus
Following the article below I had Claude provide the dets. BTW, the assault occured almost 2 full years ago. Why the University is involved and didn't hand the entire thing over to the police immediately is beyond me. It's a criminal matter and should be handled as such. Missing something here? The ‘Cornell 7’ members expelled, suspended, banned from campus revealed — contradicting accuser’s claim they only got slaps on wrist By Alex Oliveira, NY Post Published Oct. 5, 2026,
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14 hours ago5 min read
Globally when do the little shits get their first smartphone?
When I was 11, my dad gave me my first chain saw. It pretty obvious why I turned out with my head screwed on straight. Depression? I cause anxiety in others while continue to feel right as rain myself. Where Children Get Smartphones the Earliest World Population Review Oct 6, 2026 The countries handing kids a phone before they hit their teens. For most of history, the milestones of growing up were a first bike, a first job, a first car. Today, for hundreds of millions of k
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18 hours ago4 min read
The Nasdaq hits a record high as AI stocks rally despite elevated Treasury yields
Despite the whiners who think AI will destroy the world, it's here to stay. Some Gen Z grads may have to sweat the job market out (sorry guys) but eventually there will be data centers everywhere powered by modular nuclear reactors. Put on your big boy pants and tell Bernie to suck it. The Nasdaq hits a record high as AI stocks rally despite elevated Treasury yields The tech-heavy index climbed 0.8% on Monday, led by SpaceX, Meta, and Nvidia, even as the 10-year yield held ne
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19 hours ago2 min read
The Comedy Wildlife Awards
Click link for more! https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2026/oct/03/comedy-wildlife-photography-awards-2026-in-pictures?utm_source=join1440&utm_medium=email&utm_placement=newsletter&user_id=66c4c6f45d78644b3aba88e3
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Was Iran actually close to having nukes when we attacked?
The French believed that to be the case. Of course that wouldn't be a big problem...Iran's leaders are reasonable people would never use them.
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2 days ago1 min read
Why the US will never let China invade Taiwan
The US and Japan would carve up Xi like a Thanksgiving Turkey if he messed with Taiwan (our vital interests)? Claude: Where are TSMC's plants located. The overwhelming majority are in Taiwan. TSMC's six 12-inch GIGAFAB fabs, four 8-inch fabs, and one 6-inch fab are all in Taiwan, clustered in a few science parks running down the island's west coast: Hsinchu, Taichung, Tainan, and Kaohsiung. Hsinchu is the headquarters and R&D hub, Tainan (Southern Taiwan Science Park) houses
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2 days ago1 min read
Climate-change zealots are wrong about hurricanes
The heavy stuff isn't coming for quite a while! Climate-change zealots are wrong about hurricanes Matt Ridley, The Spectator Oct 4, 2026 A remarkable weather record was broken recently. The equinox came and went this September and yet not a single hurricane had formed all year in the entire Atlantic Ocean. It’s the first time this has happened since 1914 – which was back before the satellite era, when hurricanes were more likely to go unrecorded. September is normally peak hu
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Record-Low 31% Say College Education Is 'Very Important'?
Cornell is just another example of an elite college destroying it's brand. Education at $100k/year, trending unsafe place for women and difficulty getting hired unless your STEM? Do they or any of the 1st or 2nd tier schools recognise this? Or are they woke dynasours clinging on to their past glory. Record-Low 31% Say College Education Is 'Very Important' Decline spans major subgroups; women, Democrats and people of color remain most positive by Megan Brenan, Gallup WASHINGT
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3 days ago3 min read
NYC doom loop? More like boom loop — as Manhattan office space fills up
I had Claude check. Chicago isn't as fortunate. NYC doom loop? More like boom loop — as Manhattan office space fills up By Steve Cuozzo, NY Post Published Oct. 2, 2026, 1:29 p.m. ET The pandemic-era “doom loop” that supposedly threatened New York City’s future turned to a boom loop, as Manhattan’s 450 million square feet of offices are now more full than before the COVID pandemic emptied out skyscraper floors. Three major brokerages found that demand has driven up rents at a
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