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Does Ilhan Omar hate this country?
Was her dad a warlord, is she in fact a US citizen? Is she a communist? I know one out of three for sure. Ironically, ever person I know whose immigrated from Eastern Europe (I ride with several) loves our country. Why she doesn't? I guess she yearns to go back? Ilhan Omar and America What exactly did her father report to U.S. officials? By James Freeman, WSJ Oct. 13, 2026 6:11 pm ET Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.) has always made one wonder how a person could flee oppression in
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21 minutes ago3 min read
Oh, that's why they raided her house!
Ok, I'm no lawyer, but I play one on TV. The issue appears to be: is Omar a legal US citizen. For the answer to be "yes" she would have had to gain status before her 18th birthday. It appears she may altered (ergo lied about) her date of birth to make the cut off. If it turns out she's lied, arguably she's not a citizen and can't continue to hold office. The fact that she's a communist should count against her. Unless she's a lying communist. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s staff got h
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4 hours ago3 min read
Michael Goodwin: Blakeman outclassed Hochul on debate stage
He may have crushed, but the betting sites have Hochul winning by a landslide. NY better hope the wagering public is wrong. Michael Goodwin: Blakeman outclassed Hochul on debate stage — paving the way for him to win on Election Day By Michael Goodwin, NY Post Published Oct. 13, 2026 Bruce Blakeman came loaded for bear and hit the target. On the campaign trail, the GOP nominee has often seemed too much of a gentleman to throw a hard punch. I was wrong about that — and more imp
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4 hours ago4 min read
New York governor’s race is neck-and-neck as Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman set to debate
Not according to the betting markets! New York governor’s race is neck-and-neck as Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman set to debate By Alex Oliveira Published Oct. 13, 2026 Gov. Kathy Hochul and Bruce Blakeman are nearly neck-and-neck as they head into the gubernatorial election’s only debate Tuesday, a stunning new poll found. Democrat Hochul leads the Republican Nassau executive 47% to 44%, a Pollfinity survey released Tuesday found. The poll found about 6% of voters were unde
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13 hours ago2 min read
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Livestreaming Nidal Hasan’s Execution Is a Bad Idea
In case you were wondering. "according to the Pew Research Center, two-thirds of U.S. adults favor capital punishment for people convicted of murder". For Report readers. we're going to be featuring a Clint classic during the actual ceremony. America did away with public hangings for a reason—and Hasan might want the attention. By Jason L. Riley, WSJ Oct. 13, 2026 5:02 pm ET Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth wants to livestream the execution by firing squad of Nidal Hasan, the t
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17 hours ago3 min read


Is "private equity" going down?
I'm sick of people deriding the industry insisting they're all a bunch of douchebags. That's completely inaccurate. A more appropriate moniker would be "mostly douchebags". Higher Rates Are Coming for Private Equity—and Smaller Firms Are Already Hurting Firms facing employee turnover as hopes for payouts dim amid sluggish exits By Mark Maurer, WSJ Updated Oct. 13, 2026 New State Capital has lost employees in the past year as prospects for big payouts for some dimmed. View mo
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21 hours ago4 min read
One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks
Jesus Christ. There's always some whiner standing in the way of progress. One Acre of Yosemite Has Kicked Off a Battle Over the Future of National Parks A developer wants to build a short road in the park for his planned resort; opponents say it would set a terrible precedent By Kate King, WSJ Oct. 10, 2026 5:30 am ET Half Dome, a well-known rock formation in Yosemite National Park. Angela Owens/WSJ A sliver of meadow and trees on the edge of Yosemite National Park has become
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21 hours ago4 min read
Pretty good overview of what works and what doesn't.
Solid. Get's to the points PS. HITT training. Don't agree. If done correct is a massive winner. Ton's of research on this.
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24 hours ago1 min read
The Spritzler Report has not yet been fined.
I have a team of compliance officers who dot "I's" and cross "Ts". Ironically most of them are NOT boring. They drink heavily and abuse amphetamines. BTW, I had Claude look into this. Yup, Big Brother does have his hand in your pants.
snitzoid
1 day ago1 min read
Your kid is about to write a bestseller...about you!
No thank you. I'd prefer to not star in Daddy Dearest. My overriding challenge is to make my progeny proud of the Report. My writing is a guiding light for children around the world. Just the other day, our oldest compared me to Albert Schweitzer! Oh sorry, I forgot, you never made it out of grade school. You're unfamiliar with Al! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Schweitzer Is Your Grown Child Pulling Away? These Are the Early Signs of Estrangement Research shows that
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1 day ago5 min read
China's weakening economy shedding jobs! How this impacts US?
Snitz's take: China's economy has run on two things-A. Producing massive amounts of housing to fuel a move of citizens from the country to urban centers B. Producing massive amounts of goods to export principally to the EU and US. Unlike the US, their society doesn't consume nearly enough to support their economy. It's exports baby. Except the housing market is in free fall. Experts estimate there may be as many as 300 million recently completed unoccupied urban dwellings.
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1 day ago10 min read
Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky
Hold on! Before you scoff at the headline, these guys have lots in common. They're both evil. They both want Russia to be selling oil and Voldemort is happy to give Putin what he wants (the Donbas) and in return gain access to precious metals (from that region). See! Everybody's happy. Oh, wait a minute, forgot. Urkaine isn't going to be thrilled. Oh well, two out of three isn't bad. Trump declares Putin ‘wants to make a deal’ — as he knocks Ukraine’s Zelensky By Steven
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2 days ago2 min read
Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged off plane
For Christ's sake, she's a famous movie actress. She'll allowed to be a little "f-cked up" and go nuts on an airline every 10 years. I am in no position to judge. I've lost count of the times I've been thrown off commercial flights by federal agents. That's why I only fly private. BTW: Below is NOT the current incident on the plane. It's the 10 year old incident on the plane. I think the plane is the one at fault here! Selma Blair screamed maniacally as she was dragged of
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2 days ago4 min read
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS
This is blatant racism! Do you think she'd be under investigation if she wasn't Somali and hadn't committed fraud! Another targeted hit job on a legitimate communist simply trying to do her job (dismantling our government). This is patently unfair! BTW: She's going to win another term (PredictIt betting odds below). Also BTW, this makes me feel better about living the Chicago area. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s DC home raided by DHS as part of probe into Dem’s immigration paperwork By An
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2 days ago5 min read


Bumble's founder came back and is taking it private.
I know what your wondering? Is Whitney married herself and did she meet Mr Right "on line". She is hitched to Micheal Herd, a successful oil guy apparently worth over $100 million. Did they meet on line? NO! They met the old fashioned way...in person (ski trip introduced by a mutual friend). BTW: I read the Spritzler Report every day. I eat my own cooking. Dating-App Company Bumble in Advanced Talks to Go Private at $1 Billion Valuation Founder Whitney Wolfe Herd expected
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2 days ago2 min read
It’s the Economy, Stupid—but How Stupid?
I'll dumb this down. People may be pissed about the economy. The economy isn't necessarily doing poorly, the inflation/high prices people grouse about is the result of 21% inflation during Biden's tenure, during which oil prices were higher/for a longer duration than they are now. Does Voldemort deserve a medal? Certainly not! Does the socialist wing of the Democratic Party offer a solution that's better. Excuse me. You need to think about that? It’s the Economy, Stupid—but
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2 days ago4 min read
The Case for Firing Squads
In an effort to be incredibly morbid, I've asked Gemini to evaluate the pros/cons of conventional lethal injections, firing squads and the option of fentanyl. Personally, I believe that all capital crimes should involve not less than 10 years in solitary with an insurance salesman. The debate over execution methods centers on three distinct factors: physiological speed of death, risk of execution failure (botch rate), and the legal and ethical hurdles surrounding the drugs or
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2 days ago7 min read
Israel's election is in two weeks!
It's certainly possible that Bibi will lose. I had Claude weigh in below along with Kalshi's betting odds. Personally, Gadi is no less hawkish but is likely to use some smarter more refined tactics. Either way the nation will remain strongly right wing. Eisenkot runs as a security hawk, not a dove, so a win would look more like a change in how Israel confronts Iran than in whether it does. What likely stays the same Eisenkot has called Iran his top external worry and points
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2 days ago6 min read
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