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Are more women working construction.
This is the problem I have with most trending stories, whether the WSJ or the NY Times. Broad headlines that aren't supported by metrics. The story below leaves the impression that the number of females employed in the construction trades is ramping up significantly. I had Claude take a deeper dive. The WSJ implication here is not true. There was some growth from 2015 until 2023 then things leveled off at less than 5%. BTD. Companies Have a Solution for the Skilled Trade Sh
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27 minutes ago5 min read
Martha Stewart addresses backlash over homeless Halloween costume
I was contemplating firing up a super offensive Halloween costume myself but opted instead to let Martha do the heavy lifting for me. Martha Stewart addresses backlash over homeless Halloween costume — but stops short of apologizing By Chris Rogers and Vanessa Serna, NY Post Published Nov. 1, 2026, Martha Stewart has spoken out after sparking backlash by dressing up as a homeless person for Halloween. “I am distressed that my Halloween costume yesterday, which was intended to
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5 hours ago2 min read
The odds of a blue wave: polls v prediction markets
Gemini prepared the chart below.
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9 hours ago1 min read
1.5 Billion Successes in the War With Iran
What do you imagine might happen if we heeded the advise of the Democratic Party and simply pulled and came home? 1.5 Billion Successes in the War With Iran That’s how many barrels of oil have made it out of the Hormuz Strait with U.S. military guidance. By The Editorial Board, WSJ Oct. 30, 2026 Voters aren’t happy about gasoline prices as they head to the polls, and it’s now axiomatic in the press that the Iran war is a loser for the U.S. with no good choices except capitula
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10 hours ago2 min read
Tylenol v Aleve v Advil v a gel?
Go ahead and ignore my advice. You never listen! Hint: Knee or hand arthitis pain...go for the gel. Hip talk to a specialist.
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15 hours ago1 min read
More people running today's NYC Marathon?
Why did I doubt Molly. I know. She writes for the NY Times and they ignore data*. She claims interest in running has surged in recent years. I pulled up some real facts and holy sheet. She's wrong. There were more marathon participants a decade ago. *Statistically that's untrue. 22.6% of the time they do not ignore data. Going the distance By Molly Mirhashem, NY Times Nov 1, 2026 I’m the fitness editor and a compulsive runner. A marathon is a beautiful, painful thing. Runn
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16 hours ago3 min read
How new CEO's can't be removed from ruling?
Thomas Spritzler, reluctantly admitted yesterday that purchasers of stock in the new Spritzler Media IPO had in fact bought non voting Class B shares of the media empire. "Yes, I do hold a 53% voting interest in the firm, what of it! I'm a Class A type of guy" We’re Living in the Age of the Imperial CEO Anthropic joins other hot tech companies in going public with a share structure that keeps founders in control By Tim Higgins, WSJ Oct. 31, 2026 8:00 pm ET We live in the Age
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16 hours ago5 min read
The Midterms Won’t Fix What Ails Consumers
The coming Blue Wave will just make Voldemort angry. He bombs when he's upset. The Midterms Won’t Fix What Ails Consumers Congress has limited power to shape policies affecting affordability By Greg Ip Updated Oct. 31, 2026 A lot of voters head to the polls Tuesday hoping for a fix for affordability. They are going to be disappointed. Why? Check out this list. Last year, President Trump raised tariffs on almost the entire world, raising billions of dollars in revenue while f
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16 hours ago4 min read
Which large city has the worst...?
America's largest cities (LA, NYC and Chicago) attract voters who deserve what they're going to get? Sorry, that was very cold. I need to have more compassion for the intellectually disadvantaged idiots who vote for.... I think it's unfair of the authors to claim LA is going to the "bottom". That diminishes the accomplishments of Brandon and Mamdani. Personally I'm rooting for Raman. The journalist ops are far superior. Los Angeles Races to the Bottom Bass and Raman argue o
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16 hours ago3 min read
Staten Island man who lost nearly 200 pounds will be running the NYC Marathon
Incredibly his girlfriend Gwyn has lost 250 lbs. "I don't understand why he gets all the attention and I'm chopped liver". Staten Island man who lost nearly 200 pounds will be running the NYC Marathon By Angela Barbuti, NY Post Published Oct. 31, 2026, 10:03 p.m. ET This year’s NYC Marathon carries a lot of personal weight for Joe Macklin — who’s running after losing a jaw-dropping 190 pounds. The 432-pound Staten Islander realized he needed to make a change to his own life
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16 hours ago4 min read
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Snitz mansplains whats the story with religion lately.
It may be stable but kids aren't really practicing religion like before 2020. I blame drugs, sex and rock music. Hey wait a minute! Kids are drinking less, use fewer drugs and listen to Taylor Swift. I've just put my finger on the problem! Religion Remains Stable in the U.S., With Mixed Signals for Young Adults A closer look at recent religious trends in the United States By Gregory A. Smith, Chip Rotolo and Alan Cooperman, Pew Research After a prolonged decline, religion in
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2 days ago3 min read
What do people think about that ICE thing?
Talk about stealing defeat from the jaws of victory. All Voldemort had to do is take the win. He'd stablized our border and simply had to arrest illegals who commited violent/property crimes. But he engaged in what we at the Report like to call "overeach". By the way that's a copywrited term. Capeche? Americans’ Views of ICE Grow More Negative ByAndy Cerda, Pew Research Oct 26.2026 A majority of Americans (56%) now say they have an unfavorable opinion of Immigration and Cu
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2 days ago2 min read
Bill Belichick, 74, and Jordon Hudson, 25, secretly split?
Call me a dreamer, perhaps an optomist. Is it wrong to hope an honest guy can find love with a woman one third his age. Sure she has large breasts. I say so what! This is a sad day for the Spritzler Report. I wish them both happiness in their continued endevours apart. Bill Belichick, 74, and Jordon Hudson, 25, secretly split late last year — months before loved-up appearance in May: report By Carson Blackwelder, NY Post Published Oct. 30, 2026, 7:14 p.m. ET It’s reportedly
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2 days ago3 min read
Ilhan Omar’s allies break ranks as ex-Dem insider says sham marriage allegations are ‘almost certainly true’
OMG, you commit some alleged Medicare fraud (the operative word is alleged) and right away they malign you simply because you married a family member. Last time I checked it's not illegal to marry your brother. Oh it is? I didn't know that. Never mind! Ilhan Omar’s allies break ranks as ex-Dem insider says sham marriage allegations are ‘almost certainly true’ By Ally Goelz, NY Post Published Oct. 30, 2026, 3:04 p.m. ET A prominent Minnesota Democrat is breaking ranks with h
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2 days ago4 min read
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The other Spritzler is a plant by the Democratic Party
That other guy promoting the "Spritzler Chronicle" is a left learning DSA journalist funded by George Soros. Don't read that garbage. BTW he lives in a double wide trailer outside of Albany, NY. Alaska’s Election System Blunts Political Gamesmanship Ross Sherman, Unite America September 8, 2026 Two candidates named Dan Sullivan will appear on the November general election ballot for Alaska’s U.S. Senate race, prompting critics to blame the state’s top-four election system. Th
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2 days ago3 min read
Jenny McCarthy Living in a Tent After ‘Traumatic’ Mold Poisoning, Feels ‘Crazy’ and
I consulted Claude on this. I want to make it clear that the AI Chatbot is not saying the reality TV Star and former anti vaccine spokesperson is batshit crazy. She still easy on the eyes and I do not judge. Oh wait...I just did by commenting on her appearance. Sorry...my bad. Her suffering sounds real, but the diagnosis and treatment she’s describing sit well outside mainstream medicine, and the tent is the clearest sign of that. What she’s reported. She says she’s sleepin
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2 days ago4 min read
Wartime means boom times for Big Oil in America
First off, the rumor that I somehow profited by investing half my net worth in big oil prior to the war breaking out is categorically untrue. I do not profit from other's misfortunes (unless absolutely necessary). I have been using Claude to track my earnings however. Wartime means boom times for Big Oil in America ExxonMobil and Chevron saw record quarterly earnings as they pushed to turn out more diesel and U.S. prices for the fuel reached all-time highs By Cris Tolomia, Q
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3 days ago2 min read
Hochul just confessed: She’ll give Mamdani his tax hikes next year
I love the Big Apple. Meaning I'm happy to be living elsewhere. Oh, wait a minute. I'm in a suburb of Chicago. Never mind. Hochul just confessed: She’ll give Mamdani his tax hikes next year By Post Editorial Board Published Oct. 30, 2026, 5:30 a.m. ET Gov. Kathy Hochul’s artful dodge on the issue tells you all you need to know: She’s going to give Mayor Zohran Mamdani at least some of his tax hikes — next year, once she’s safely re-elected. This year, she sent him some stat
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3 days ago2 min read
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