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The new NIH dude is an absolute stud!

Sorry, I got off to a bad start. I meant to say he's a smart, reasonable articulte human. Actually, I've been a big fan for several...

Who imports the most stuff (one chart)

Less you don't think China is vulnerable, the nation imports the majority of it's food and fossil fuels. The World’s Biggest Importers of...

Snitz sinks Chinese ship

Rear Admiral, T Spritzler said yesterday, "I can unequivocally assure you we have no idea why the ship went down or where the two...

MSNBC folks are jeolous of Al Sharpton.

Said an irate Spritzler, "I have not received one dime from the Harris campaign. Sure I love her to death but that has nothing to do...

Spritzler Report rolls back DEI program

I'd just like to say that while we're kicking our DEI program to the curb, Muggles will always be welcome at the Spritzler Report. ...

Hey we made the podium!

I'd like to thank his Largeness our governor and Mayor Brandon for making the dream come true.

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