This is patently unfair. If you want to boost a TV you're stuck travelling to Chicago or NYC! BTW, the Dems have been quietly locking...

First of all, there's no way we get a Democratic sweep. It's likely that both Houses go GOP. With Harris in the Oval Office we'll get...

And the rapidly aging narcissist whose policies now suck along with his toxic personality. Spritzler for President! Make your vote count...

Thomas Spritzler announced yesterday that he will be sponsoring a program for convicted felons immigrating illegally from Venezuela. The...

In case you're wondering. Jesus Christ...I guess you aren't a romantic! https://www.findlaw.com/family/divorce/how-much-does-a-divorce-c...

Hey, wait a f-cking minute! I'm doing what!! F-ck that...I'm not paying Mickey Mouse and those money-grubbing woke bastards at Disney...

First of all, this is an important human interest story that belongs in the Spritzler Report. Number two the dog may be "butt ugly" but...

Right now, 14.4% of Harvard students are Asian. After the recent fall of affirmative action, the class of 2028 is now 37% Asian. On the...

For whatever it's worth, if Trump loses I will also refuse to accept that I'm not President. He and I will share a two-bedroom suite at...

First of all, a substantial portion of the content on the Spritzler Report is not written by ChatGPT. I was activated for service in...

Sorry, I don't find the mouse endearing and hate crowds. Otherwise, it's a dream vacation. It’s a small, and increasingly expensive,...

OMG. Debbie Downer. Can't the WSJ find anyone who has a cheerful disposition (& is delusional)? Interest Rates Will Be Higher in the...

China along with Mexico is our largest trading partner. Is there some reason I can buy a host of Chinese goods but not EV cars?...

Brandon Johnson Plays the Slavery Card But who’s really keeping Chicago children captive? The Chicago Teachers Union. By The Editorial...

Said Adams business partner T Spritzler (& notorious slum lord), "the fact that the Mayor and I own maybe a dozen hotels together does...

Hey, I'm not proud of the time I did in the joint. The whole thing was a frame-up. I was nowhere near that convenience store! The point...

I'm sick and tired about people complaining about Hurricane Helene. That looks to have generated $50 billion in property damage tops. ...

As much as I love Miami, these guys are leaving out many urban centers in China. Most real estate gurus figure there are between 65 and...

Folks, there's systematic racism going on here. Except it's Black against White. And the news media is supposed to get swatted down for...

In 2020 Harris called for a complete ban on fracking in the US. She also (Green New Deal) called for a complete sessation in the use of...