How do I manage to crank out the Report Each morning?

The same old question, day after day, "how do you manage to put out that incredible content each morning? Funny, engaging, thought-provoking"? BTW, let's not forget "insightful"!

OK, I'm going to share my secret, albeit reluctantly so I can avoid the continual questioning (third-degree):

I wake up, jump clear of my bed and turn on this video (LOUD).

Before long, I'm drilling it, and anyone else in the house who was asleep isn't.