Spritzler exclusive coverage of the coronation

First off, there's a big difference between royalty and well "the president". Ok, well not in age but in majesty.

I'm at a complete loss for words. Err...I there some way I can receive a crown? On national television. OMG, I've found my voice.

Will somebody slap that kid and wake him the heck up?

I wonder if they're all going to Eton.