Sure you could work your ass off in high school to go to some expensive Ivy League school and bankrupt your parents or:
Become a munitions technician. Spritzler Aerospace and Projectiles is looking for qualified applicants to build surface to air missles, air to air heat seeking missiles and long range artillary shells. The world's dangerous, and we need you to keep it safe.
Apply now and receive a free Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle as a signing bonus.
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